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As we've said here before, Donald Trump has to learn to just shut up and let things go.
Haven't we've learned yet that appeasement doesn't work? I'm not talking about when the weak-kneed leaders of Britain and France went to Munich in 1938 and essentially gave Czechoslovakia to Hitler to buy a brief period of peace before Europe and the rest of the world went to war. I'm talking about our more recent dealings with Russian, Iran and North Korea.
Usually it takes a lot of boring three-yard runs and a thick cloud of dust to drive any important piece of legislation across the goal line in Washington. But at this late stage of the game QB Donald Trump and his Republican teammates are going to need a Hail Mary.
OK, Republicans of the Senate, we get it. You've proved again how collectively spineless you are on your efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare.
I saw an honest Republican congressman on TV the other day. I was so shocked I can't remember who it was or what channel I was watching. But he gave the most truthful explanation I've heard from a Republican politician all year about why the GOP can't get it together on health care reform.
The stock market is soaring. The economy is improving and employment is up. But all you get from the Fake News Media (FNM) every night is more Trump bashing.
At his big rallies last fall President Trump kept telling his supporters that, "We're just going to win and win so much you're going to get tired of winning."
It's impossible to argue with Rush Limbaugh. When Rush said the nut job who shot House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and four others at a DC baseball field on Wednesday was radicalized by the left-wing establishment media, he's absolutely correct.
Has anyone out there written the book "The Art of the Presidency"? If so, please send Donald Trump a copy. Overnight.
It's the election that never ends. Here it is, seven months later, and Hillary still is coming up with excuses. I've come to the conclusion that the only crime Donald Trump is guilty of is beating Queen Hillary.
I can't believe how excited so many Americans are to get a chance to see some '57 Chevies and Buicks and visit a country that has been wrecked and essentially frozen in time by a dictatorship since JFK was president.
If I were Donald Trump's chief of staff, I'd just break his thumbs. That's what Reince Priebus should do — and then maybe buy a roll of duct tape.
I give up. Ten minutes after I started watching the Senate intelligence committee hearings Thursday morning, I got so frustrated I started looking for a good cartoon show.
Remember when late-night TV used to be entertaining — and actually funny? You used to be able to turn off the tube and go to bed with a smile on your face.
I admit I clearly was not born with the patience gene. As a kid my mother was always saying to me, "Patience, patience, patience." Today my wife Colleen is always saying the same thing: "Mike. Patience, patience." It's no use.
Dear Mr. President. I have some more friendly but important advice for you. It's not about your itchy twitter finger or your golf game. I'll take the great Ernie Els' word for it that you don't need any golf tips from me.
Sometime this month I hope our rabid anti-Trump media find a little time to cover a subject that has been very important to me since I was eight — child sexual abuse.
Ratholes. Both parties in Washington can't stop going down their favorite rathole. And the rest of us poor civilians from coast-to-coast and in-between have to watch — and suffer.