The Babylon Bee: RNC vs. DNC: A Comparison

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Humor / August 23, 2024

RNC vs. DNC: A Comparison

Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common?

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The Democratic National Convention wrapped up last night, so how did it fare when compared with the Republican National Convention?

The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to compare and contrast the two:

RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken

DNC: Free mandatory abortions

RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats

DNC: Ditto

RNC: Opened with a prayer to God

DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch

RNC: Free ammo for your guns

DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks

RNC: Hulk Hogan

DNC: Drag queens

RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone

DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone

RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan

DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills

RNC: All about Trump

DNC: Also all about Trump

Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It’s almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!

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