Liberal Logic
“Fools find no pleasure but delight in airing their own opinions.” (Proverbs 18:2)
By Mark Fowler
One observing recent events might be utterly confused about the state of the world. But if one understands liberal logic (and can reject it), one has a good chance of keeping one’s sanity. Therefore, some observations on liberal logic:
All white men (except gay men) are racist bigots responsible for every evil in the past and present.
All black men (except conservative black men) are oppressed victims.
Because a man does not have a uterus, he is unable to have an opinion about abortion.
A man without a uterus can become a woman if he wishes to be. Then he can opine on abortion and may even be able to get a transplanted uterus so he can have an abortion.
Gender is an artificial construct, but it is imperative we have a biological woman president.
Women are just as capable as men and should be in the corporate C-suite. Witness the success of Alissa Heinerscheid, who initiated a promotion with Dylan Mulvaney (a man who likes to pretend he is a teenage girl). This stroke of marketing brilliance cost billions in market share of Anheuser-Busch and displaced Bud Light as the number one selling beer in America. Or consider the genius of Julie Masino of Cracker Barrel fame, whose proposed marketing changes to the successful model cost market share.
It is not necessary for a Supreme Court DEI hire to be able to define a woman, even if that justice, who is a woman, might have to decide cases distinguishing the responsibilities and rights of men and women.
America is an evil place, but no liberal is required to move out of it.
Capitalism is bad except when members of Congress can get a 65% return on their investments in the stock market, as did Nancy Pelosi. And capitalism is bad except when you can milk the system to build a $3 million house on the beach (Joe Biden) or an $8 million house on the ocean (Kamala Harris), or when you can be worth millions of dollars within a few years of leaving the White House broke (Bill and Hillary Clinton).
We must reduce consumption of electricity to end our reliance on fossil fuels, unless you are Al Gore. Then you can have a house that uses 20 times the electricity of the average Tennessee house.
Throwing blocks of concrete at ICE vehicles with ICE officers in them is peaceful protesting. Shooting fireworks at cars is peaceful protesting. Milling about in the Capital on January 6 is an insurrection.
Diversity is a strength and tolerance a virtue, but Christian conservatives must be shut out of public discourse by killing them (Charlie Kirk).
Notwithstanding the Supremacy Clause in the Constitution, it is appropriate for local communities to defy federal law enforcement.
It is racist to point out that Somalians diverted billions of dollars meant to feed hungry children or help the homeless. Besides, it’s a trifle in the overall scheme of things.
