John Crist
24 pieces tagged “John Crist”, newest first.
Humor: John Crist on Going to Heaven After Dying of COVID
"I would be in Heaven HR day one. 'You got to switch this death certificate, bro. I died a hero.'"
Humor: Do You Want Two Tickets to the Game on Pride Night?
It's Pride Night at the stadium, but that doesn't matter. But it does matter.
Humor: Fake Country Music Bros
Comedian John Crist teams up with Trey Kennedy to imagine what guys who have just discovered country music sound like.
If Noah's Ark Happened in 2022
"We're being boycotted for deforestation, PETA is furious, OSHA violations left and right, people are protesting us for not including trans animals ... it's been exhausting."
Humor: Unofficial Los Angeles Tourism Commercial
Crime and homelessness are rampant, traffic is horrific, and they've outlawed every imaginable fun activity. But welcome to LA!
Humor: Politically (Auto)Correct! The App
Living in perpetual fear of saying the wrong thing online? Introducing Politically (Auto)Correct, the app that helps you avoid being canceled!
Satire: Interview With a Facebook Fact-Checker
"It's only certain specific information that we fact-check, and it turns out we were wrong about most of it, but still ... trust us."
Satire: Breaking News! Omicron Patient Has a Sniffle
"First patient of the Omicron variant was experiencing slight fatigue but then took a nap and now he's fine."
Humor: 'Fear Factor in 2021'
The classic TV show reboot features stunts that are much scarier than eating cow brains or running through fire.
Humor: Toys That Need to Be Canceled Immediately
Paw Patrol? Defunded. Old Maid? Ageism. Monopoly? Classist. Canceled!
Humor: Guy Who Announces His Social Media Fast
"I'm gonna still check messenger ... and insta, just not the explore page ... and YouTube ... but only at night."
Humor: Pickup Truck Owners in Real Life
"Heavy-duty, wide-body suspension ... perfect for the Panera drive-thru." John Crist imagines what pickup truck owners are like in real life.
Humor: Choosing the Chick-fil-A Short Line
John Crist and Sarah Zanotti try to decipher why their car isn't getting chosen in the Chick-fil-A drive-through.
Humor: Guy Who Loves Christmas Inflatables
"One is one too many and one more is never enough."
Humor: Weather Man Melts Down on Live TV
"I spent $120,000 on a degree and four years in college to come out here and look around and describe what I see."
Humor: (Most) People With Emotional Support Pets
John Crist blows the lid off these fraudsters.
Humor: Virtue Signaling 101
"Awareness is great, because we never actually have to do anything."
Humor Video: Rich People During COVID
"She's starting a petition ... to get Botox approved as an essential business."