JP Sears
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Satire: The Military Has Gone Woke!
Learn about the exciting improvements to the military, like teaching soldiers CRT and inclusivity instead of combat training and national defense.
Satire: How Woke People Evolved to Be Superior
Finally, the science is in explaining The Woke.
Satire: The Horror of Teaching CRT to Kids
JP Sears investigates whether we ought to be teaching Critical Race Theory to kids.
Satire: Fauci — Public Enemy #1?
The nation's top infectious disease villain has a load of mounting evidence stacked against him.
Satire: Why Jobs Are Bad for America
The rate of unemployment, people collecting unemployment, and people being unwilling to work should only go up!
Satire: The Country Is Being Destroyed and Mask Updates
CDC releases a new mask policy regulation, joyful bombings, Biden's glorious leadership, and the Gates divorce.
Satire: Why We Should Defund the Police
BLM and antifa are out to help protect all of us from the police. We need to listen and comply.
Satire: Gavin Newsom's Job Placement Specialist
As the California governor is now officially being recalled, he'll be needing a new job very soon. Find out what jobs he is fully qualified for.
Humor: When a Liberal Finally Becomes Conservative
There's nothing more freeing than coming out as trans-political.
Satire: The World Is Burning!
Everything from BLM to LeBron James to the border crisis. Things have never been better.
Satire: Gun Control Is Here!
As Biden signs executive orders to take guns and restrict access, you can rest assured you are being disarmed by people who are armed for your protection.
Satire: Why They Moved the All-Star Game to Colorado
Understand why the Georgia voting law forced this virtue-signaling decision.
Satire: Why the Georgia Voter ID Law Is Horrific
Get the full explanation on why Delta, MLB, and Biden are leading the boycott of Georgia while doing plenty of business with China.
Satire: Advice for the People Running Biden
Though they are obviously already doing a phenomenal job, this expert consultation will empower them to do an even better job.
Satire: Why There Is No Crisis at the Border
Learn why Biden's border policy is better than ever. Open your eyes and turn off your mind!
Satire: California and Portland Are Doing Great!
Gavin Newsom is being recalled, antifa is lighting fires peacefully in Portland, and things have never been better.
Satire: Why You Should Stay Off Parler
After being kicked off the Internet by Big Tech, Parler is back! Learn why you should stay off the free speech platform.
Satire: The Woke Hollywood Agenda
Want to be led by people with their lives falling apart? Look no further than Hollywood!
Satire: Woke Anti-Racism Training
Combine the wisdom of Coca-Cola's anti-racism training with non-nuanced thought about white fragility and you have the cure for systemic racism.
Satire: Government-Funded Transgender Surgery for Kids?!
The latest on Biden's assistant health secretary pick as well as a full lying-to-your-face news update on what's happening around the world this week.