From the Loony Left
“The problem, according to the Trump administration, is a country that has been invaded — a country that is at risk physically because of the presence of people from other countries. That is a fake problem. That is not a real problem.” —Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy

“We are two months away from the midterms. ... [Republicans] are cheating. They are trying to cheat. And we have got to turn out in big numbers and be too big to rig.” —Kamala Harris

“This administration will do anything it possibly can to suppress the vote. That’s what the SAVE Act is all about. ... My title of it is ‘Suppress Americans’ Voting Efforts.’” —South Carolina Congressman James Clyburn

“We need to get to the heart of this all-you-can-eat corruption buffet, which is the Trump trade policy. It has no basis in reality... It’s all tied to a corrupt agenda, which is at the heart of everything that Donald Trump does.” —Massachusetts Senator Ed Markey

“Florida has a risk of having some parts of it being under water. ... Orlando is 50 feet above sea level, but I don’t think that means that we’re immune to it at all.” —Florida Congressman Darren Soto

“Circumcision is surgery on a kid’s ding-a-ling.” —Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed

“Do not refer to September 11 attacks as terrorist attacks.” —Canadian Broadcasting Corporation memo

From the Reasonable Right
“The only people [Democrats] care about are people who shouldn’t be on the voter rolls, like illegal aliens, or people who aren’t eligible to vote. And the problem with the mail-in ballots — which are inherently less secure than voting in person — is that in a lot of states, they don’t clean up their voting rolls, and they send out millions of mail-in ballots to people whether they ask for them or not.” —Scott Jennings

“I think you have to hammer [Democrats] every single day until November. ... Republicans might pull it out — we all hope they do — but they have got to hammer that [Democrats] are coming for your money, your gas-powered car, your air conditioner, everything you love — your private health insurance — and they’re going to take it from you, period. End of story.” —Laura Ingraham

“I think we need to remind people exactly how we got into this situation. You recall during the Biden administration, we had inflation up to 9% and higher. Gas prices were over $5 a gallon. And so the mess was created by the Democrats. ... You always got to listen to what they’re saying, because what they’re saying is what they’re doing.” —Florida Congressman Carlos Gimenez

“Canada has had the best access to the U.S. market ... and they came to us and they wanted to negotiate a deal. ... And we offered them an even better deal. ... But ultimately, [in] what seemed like a political decision, they decided to reject this and go in favor of some of the rhetoric you’re seeing now.” —U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer

“People will oftentimes ... ask me, ‘Who’s the worst to deal with on trade?’ And I say, ‘That’s easy — Canada.’ ... They feel entitled.” —President Donald Trump

Belly Laugh of the Day
“We have a Gulf [of America] and we have a Lake [America] — now all we need is an ocean. So maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.” —Donald Trump