From the Loony Left
“Some days I can hardly believe what is happening in this country that I love so much. People in charge have created one set of rules for themselves and another set for everyone else. They’ve weaponized the government to settle personal scores, prosecute enemies, stamp out free speech. They’ve even made the federal government a new profit center for themselves and their allies.” —Bill Clinton regarding Joe Biden Donald Trump
“We are witnessing the most callous, corrupt, and incompetent presidential administration we have ever experienced in the history of America.” —Kamala Harris regarding Joe Biden and herself Donald Trump and JD Vance
“An attack on DEI to recognize diversity, equity, and inclusion is an attack by definition on maternal care, including the need to protect black women in connection with their pregnancy, childbirth, and postpartum care.” —Kamala Harris
“Feminist women, glass-breaking women ... who supported Hillary ... and Kamala — they’re scarred. They cannot understand how two qualified women lost against the most unqualified human being that has ever held the office, and they’re saying it’s gotta be sexism.” —Ana Navarro
“We live in a country that has internment camps. ... As of July 2026, there are 65,756 human beings in detention camps.” —Bradley Whitford
“We must continue to speak out against the extremist government in Israel and the genocide they have committed in Gaza.” —Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders
“This vendetta against a small number of people in the trans community affects everyone.” —Illinois Senator Dick Durbin
“An action against [Nicolas] Maduro ... has become more and more clearly an action of modern imperialism.” —Delaware Senator Chris Coons
“Cars are the modern-day cigarette.” —Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed in 2016
World’s Smallest Violin
“The United States president described us as terrorists. We have been the victims of terrorism.” —Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian
From the Reasonable Right
“While others have talked, I have acted. While others have spoken of peace, I have made peace. While others have ignored threats, I have confronted them. While others have talked of courage, America has shown it. While others have promised strength, I have used it to make America the most powerful country in the world.” —President Donald Trump
“The very same people who said we’ll all be dead in 12 years because of global warming ... are now saying that AI is going to kill us all, that robots are going to attack us, and that everything is going to be a total disaster.” —Donald Trump
“Talk of climate change at the UN is always about fleecing more money from American taxpayers for corrupt bureaucrats.” —Katie Pavlich
“Good presidents make peace for this generation; great presidents make peace for the next generation — and that’s exactly what President Trump is doing.” —U.S. Ambassador to the UN Mike Waltz
“I think the Iranian are under this illusion that Democrats are going to win in November and the president will no longer be able to do things against them. I just don’t think they understand our system very well.” —Secretary of State Marco Rubio
“The leftists would sacrifice almost anything — anything — on the altar of woke gender ideology, even women’s safety.” —Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn
“Women should not again be asked to cede their opportunities just to make men comfortable.” —Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley
“The left didn’t hate Charlie Kirk because he was hateful. The left hated Charlie because they’re hateful.” —Andrew Kolvet
“Capitalism is just another name for freedom. Socialism is just another name for slavery.” —Joel Berry
“Don’t give power to the crazy people who started these problems in the first place.” —Vice President JD Vance
Belly Laughs of the Day
“I don’t know what’s going on with Cuba, but they’re not looking so good. ... I think [Marco Rubio] has figured it out, so we’re going to someday in the near future drop him off in the middle of Cuba on the way back from Iran.” —Donald Trump
“Local man Jeremiah Crisp took solace in the assurance that artificial intelligence would destroy all humanity in a fiery apocalypse before Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would have the chance to be elected president.” —The Babylon Bee
