From the Loony Left
“When Jesus healed the sick, he didn’t ask for a deductible. When he fed the hungry, he didn’t price gouge for a profit. When the Hebrew prophets saw corruption, they spoke truth to power. When I take on this corrupt system, I’m doing it on biblical grounds.” —Texas Senate candidate James Talarico
“We are under siege now by a petty corrupt narcissist in Washington who ran for president because he wanted to rig the system to enrich himself.” —Illinois Governor JB Pritzker
“If you don’t think abortion is about the economy, then you probably don’t have a uterus.” —Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer
“None of us achieve success without that level of profound support and reinforcement around not only a memory of legacy and the path on which you stand that was charted long before you, but also giving you some sense of pride in what can be the destiny and was the destiny that so many fought for.” —Kamala Harris’s latest word salad
“I always wanted a gay son. I did. ... I have photographs of my son in high heels, in full drag.” —actress Camryn Manheim
Theater of the Absurd
“I felt that we had proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Donald Trump committed incredibly serious crimes.” —former Special Counsel Jack Smith
“I have no views about that.” —Jack Smith when asked by Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, “You really wanted President Biden to be reelected, didn’t you?”
From the Reasonable Right
“Whereas Abraham Lincoln said that ‘the Almighty has His own purposes,’ Talarico apparently thinks His purposes are readily discernible — and they align perfectly with his own political priorities.” —Rich Lowry
“You began by saying, ‘I have no partisan loyalty.’ ... That’s hilarious. In fact, your investigation was all about politics.” —Missouri Senator Josh Hawley to Jack Smith
“Your conduct represents the most egregious abuse of power in the history of the Department of Justice.” —Texas Senator Ted Cruz to Jack Smith
“[James] Comey and Ray Hulser killed an investigation into the Clinton Foundation and the Clinton campaign. So on the one hand they covered up for Democrats, but on the other hand went full scope on Republicans. Another example of Mr. Smith’s partisan operation.” —Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley
“Democrats worked to ban gas cars completely and yet now they’re campaigning as if they care about high gas prices? Which were higher under Obama and Biden? And that they’ll make oil cheaper? Please.” —Katie Pavlich
“Socialism doesn’t give the people more power. It gives a handful of politicians and government insiders the power to decide what they think is best for the people.” —Texas Congressman Brandon Gill
“In the Left-wing view, everyone in the world thinks like them – and therefore, even the evil things the West’s enemies do is a result of Western imperialism and exploitation.” —Ben Shapiro
“If you are in the country illegally, you are subject to deportation. And we prefer, of course, that you pick up your bags and go home yourself.” —Vice President JD Vance
“Iran will never have a nuclear weapon. ... Because if you want to see turmoil and a travesty, let them take out a city with a nuclear weapon.” —President Donald Trump
“I think we actually have Iran in a place right now where, if we’re patient about it, we’re going to see an Iranian regime that does have to make some tough choices.” —former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
“The truth is Cuba’s already fallen. It doesn’t have a functional economy and it’s governed by people who continue to preach about some revolution that has been dead for 20 years.” —Secretary of State Marco Rubio
“Ketanji Brown Jackson’s dissents remind me of watching the female jurors on the Lindsay Clancy trial. A lot of activism, but not much understanding of the law.” —Nick Freitas
And Last...
“I know the whole focus has been on me, but we want to reel everything back and put the focus on the three angels... The ones that can’t speak for themselves, the ones that can’t defend themselves, and the ones that can’t fight their battles. And those are Cora, Dawson, and Callan.” —Lindsay Clancy holdout juror Michael Desronvil
