From the Loony Left
“Seven [Cornell University] men drugged and gang raped a 20-year-old woman. They lured her into a fraternity house, they drugged her with ketamine ... and seven men took turns gang raping her for seven hours.” —New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (“This isn’t even what the civil complaint alleges.” —Mary Katharine Ham)
“If you’re thinking about how much less healthy we’ve gotten under this administration, I think we all could agree we probably need a Democratic doctor in the U.S. Senate right about now.” —Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed
“The road to hell is being led not by Donald Trump but by the people that are willing to follow him and not the will of the American people.” —New Jersey Senator Cory Booker
“Trump moved explicitly to make sure no human can interfere with robots’ ability to kill us.” —Rachel Maddow
“I think Clarence Thomas needs to be impeached. I think Sam Alito needs to be impeached. I think John Roberts needs to be impeached. And I hope that we have Democrats that are that bold in saying that.” —Jennifer Welch
“Inshallah after James Talarico wins ... we have to remind him that ... we are the force that allowed him to win this seat of power, and if he wants to maintain it, he’s got to play ball.” —Hasan Piker
“Immigration and paperwork violations should not be met with a Gestapo force.” —Hasan Piker
“We are the moral majority. We know our cause is righteous. We know we are right.” —Hasan Piker
“On every issue ... the American people trust us.” —House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries
“I continue to hope that there will be a very different approach taken to the question of artificial intelligence than simply couching it in the language of an arms race with China.” —New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani
“Trump Booed at the Tennessee vs. Texas Football Game as He Appeared on the Jumbotron.” —sham PEOPLE headline
For the Record
“The Islamist-Marxist alliance is very dangerous for the future of the West. ... We’re in the way of conquering the entire Middle East, but the real goal is you, America.” —Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
From the Reasonable Right
“[Wednesday’s attempted hijacking] is a great reminder that Iran should not have nuclear weapons, which is President Donald Trump’s objective with his military mission. A terrorist with a knife can inflict horrific damage. One with a nuke could do the unthinkable.” —Nate Jackson
“Now that it appears that the situation in the Strait of Hormuz is easing dramatically for everybody except Iran, things may be turning better in the Middle East... And it’s a better future than we’ve seen.” —Brit Hume
“In the Gospel of James Talafreako, Mary was not a woman because there is no such thing. She was a pregnant person. And her son was little more than a decent philosopher.” —Vice President JD Vance
“Hasan Piker is a leftwing goblin who advocates for political murder. You do not want politicians controlled by this wannabe thug.” —Andrew Kolvet
“Ire at Congress is understandable. But sending Democrats to Congress by staying home will not ‘teach Republicans a lesson.’ To the contrary, we the people are the ones who will lose out.” —Laura Hollis
“This election should be entirely about one thing: the extremism of the Democrat Party and its increasing dependence on anti-American radicals and Islamists.” —Gary Bauer
“A free press must first be a responsible press, the unbiased umpire that calls a ball a ball and a strike a strike. .. You cannot be a cheerleader and also an objective reporter of the news, presenting facts..” —Allen West
“Incomes are rising... Take home pay is rising. It’s never been a better time to be a non-college-educated worker in America.” —Scott Jennings
“I don’t like that Christa Pike had to be injected multiple times and that she’s now in critical condition. It’s gruesome and unnecessary. That doesn’t change that the death penalty for murder is absolutely just.” —Allie Beth Stuckey
“Execution is not a medical procedure. It should not be something that could only be competently performed by a doctor.” —Byron York
“Firing squad is instantaneous, efficient, and 100% effective.” —Buck Sexton
Belly Laugh of the Day
“This hijacking story is INSANE but I’m looking forward to hearing the terrorists side of the story on Miss Rachel today.” —Jimmy Failla
