From the Loony Left
“That’s a ridiculous hypothetical.” —Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed when asked whether Iran or Israel was the bigger threat to America

“I’m not somebody who tries to make political theater out of other people’s pain.” —Abdul El-Sayed (“Your whole campaign is political theater, including putting on a white jacket to call yourself a doctor.” —Michigan Senate candidate Mike Rogers)

“If families want to keep their private health insurance, that’s fine by me.” —Abdul El-Sayed (“Medicare for All ... does away with the private insurance market.” —El-Sayed in 2020)

“‘I’m going to go to Michigan to campaign for Abdul El-Sayed. And people are like, ‘Well, he’s really left wing.’ But I don’t know; he’s for a higher minimum wage and healthcare for all, and it doesn’t seem crazy to me. You know, FDR was for that too.” —Barack Obama

“I absolutely believe that [my challenger] Mike Collins, were he living in the early 1960s, would have been among those standing in the schoolhouse door to prevent integration.” —Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff

“On Marco Rubio’s watch, the world’s on fire.” —Jon Ossoff

“Elon Musk ... spent almost $300 million to help elect Trump president. ... And now he’s gonna spend $200 million to try to keep Republican control over the House and the Senate. ... That is oligarchy.” —Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders

“I have a saying. ... When you feel powerless, you are powerless. When you feel powerful, you are powerful.” —Kamala “Word Salad” Harris

“The Israeli government used and continues to use [October 7] ... as a justification for an ongoing genocide against Palestinians.” —New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani

“[ICE has] killed far more of our neighbors than they could ever have claimed to save.” —Zohran Mamdani

“Our laws do not allow for criminals to have sanctuary.” —lying New York Governor Kathy Hochul

“Stephen Miller and Katie Miller are literally Adolf Hitler and his wife. They have those sorts of intentions.” —Jennifer Welch

From the Reasonable Right
“The threat from Iran is not a hypothetical. The regime has murdered and maimed thousands of Americans. El-Sayed supports the regime.” —Katie Pavlich

“Periodic reminder that Obama played a key role in normalizing antisemitism within the Democratic Party by targeting Jewish critics of the Iran deal as dual loyalists who were buying influence. That he would embrace a Jew hater like El Sayed should surprise nobody.” —Philip Klein

“When a terrorist tried to blow up 140 kids in a Michigan synagogue, Abdul sympathized with the terrorist. That alone should be disqualifying.” —Mike Rogers

“Why would we vote somebody into the Senate who couldn’t get a security clearance if he needed one?” —Mike Rogers

“There are 190-some countries in the world. The Left hates two. ... America and Israel.” —Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan

“The biggest news story in the country should be that a Somali tried to carry out a mass casualty terrorist attack at the Mall of America.” —White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller

“The only people who will have more money in their pockets with Democrats in power are the illegal foreigners that they need to win elections.” —Texas Congressman Brandon Gill

“Most Americans don’t think that much about color anymore. ... They understand that souls have no color. ... They understand that to a bear, we all taste like chicken.” —Louisiana Senator John Kennedy