From the Loony Left
“We’ve recruited good candidates... These candidates are amazing. They’re running on patriotism.” —Senate Democrat Leader Chuck Schumer

“A WARNING TO DONALD TRUMP’S THUGS: If you violate California’s laws, if you interfere with the vote, you will be prosecuted.” —California Gov. Gavin Newsom

“Gotta fight fire with fire. We’ve got to be more ... ruthless in our politics.” —Gavin Newsom

“It’s not Abdul El-Sayed who’s obsessed with Israel. ... You know the people who are obsessed with Israel? His opponents.” —Mehdi Hasan

“We also need to know and say that voter election fraud by undocumented immigrants or by anyone ... [is] racist, but it’s a non-issue.” —“The View’s” Joy Behar

“The real terrorist in this country is MAGA. The real terrorists in this country are in the White House. And those who collaborate with those real terrorists are the likes of Haley f—ing Stevens.” —Hasan Piker

“We lined up the Rosenbergs against a wall. [Elon Musk] is a traitor to the West, and he should be held to the same standards as every other traitor in the West.” —Scott Galloway

From the Reasonable Right
“The media told me Trump and the GOP were going to steal the midterms.” —Nicholas Fondacaro

“This election was about the economy and Trump fatigue. It’s really that simple.” —Ian Haworth

“The problem with Republicans is when they don’t keep their promises. The problem with Democrats is when they do.” —Margot Cleveland

“Welp, I guess America needs another 2-year reminder that Democrats are a freak show before the 2028 election. So be it.” —Joel Berry

“I’m more concerned with the state of the electorate than with the outcome of the election.” —David Limbaugh

“Well. Pray, and get back to work. I’m not letting leftists who hate my country have it without a fight.” —Nick Freitas

“God is on the throne. That doesn’t necessarily mean good things are ahead, but it’s still true.” —Andrew Kolvet

“The best government is a secular government run exclusively by devout Christians.” —Frank J. Fleming

Belly Laughs of the Day
“At least we’ve got Guam, baby.” —Buck Sexton

“Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the election.” —The Babylon Bee