From the Loony Left
“Whenever Trump defies the will of the American people or the law, we will launch investigations, take him to court, and entangle him in legislative razor wire.” —Senate Democrat Leader Chuck Schumer
“Stephen Miller is a dangerous xenophobe and reckless extremist who has American blood on his hands. His presence in government should be eradicated like a malignant tumor.” —House Democrat Leader Hakeem Jeffries
“A lot of my policies are just about asking: Where there’s a corporation with too much power in society, how do we take some of that power back and give it to everyday people?” —Michigan Senator-elect Abdul “I’m Not a Socialist” El-Sayed
“Michigan is the capital of Arab America.” —Abdul El-Sayed
“I can’t even begin to tell ... how much untapped hatred I have for Donald Trump and the MAGA movement at large. ... I will hate this motherf—er forever ... and everybody that voted for him.” —Jennifer Welch
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered ... I feel better.” —Dave Chappelle
From the Reasonable Right
“As for all those voters who got suckered into the Demo midterm tsunami, let me say this: When socialists tore down the Berlin Wall, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, ran to the communist side!” —Mark Alexander
“Any explanation of 2026 that doesn’t also account for 2024 is half-baked. The reasons why Democrats & Republicans both got spanked need to be taken together.” —Dan McLaughlin
“Voters did not merely register dissatisfaction with a few candidates. They rejected a governing style that treated loyalty as a virtue greater than judgment.” —Armstrong Williams
“Every conspiracy theorist who suggested the midterms were going to get canceled should ... get canceled. Democracy is still alive. It’s not dying in darkness.” —Tim Graham
“To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together.” —Erika Kirk
“No election will ever fix a nation whose people no longer fear God.” —Brilyn Hollyhand
From the Archives
“If evil people hate you, well, you might be doing something right.” —Elon Musk in 2024
“I don’t think the Democratic Party is gonna be able to go forward until they make a decision. Whose side are you on here? Are you on the side of Western civilization and Western values, or are you on the side of the terrorists?” —Bill Maher in 2025
Belly Laugh of the Day
“Democrats proudly announced that they had already delivered on their campaign promise to improve affordability, having made stock prices far, far cheaper in just a few days.” —The Babylon Bee
