The BIG Lie

“Donald Trump’s got this big rally going at Madison Square Garden. There’s a direct parallel to a big rally that happened in the [late] 1930s at Madison Square Garden. And don’t think that he doesn’t know for one second exactly what they’re doing there.” —Tim Walz

Non Sequitur

“Trump’s MSG rally comes 85 years after pro-nazi rally at famed arena.” —MSNBC chyron

Facepalm

“How come we’re not having a roundtable discussion asking, ‘Is Donald Trump a fascist?’” —Charlamagne tha God

Demagogues

“Why on earth is this race even close? I lay awake at night wondering, what in the world is going on? And it’s clear to me that the question isn’t whether Kamala is ready for this moment, because by every measure, she has demonstrated that she’s ready. The real … question is, as a country, are we ready for this moment?” —Michelle Obama

“I am worried that we will blow this opportunity to finally turn the page on the ugliness.” —Michelle Obama

“Can someone tell me why we are once again holding Kamala to a higher standard than her opponent?” —Michelle Obama

“[Kamala] didn’t pretend to work at McDonald’s when it was closed for a photo op.” —Barack Obama

“Let me just for a minute talk to all the men that are here. … It is damn past time we just quit talking about the cracks in the glass ceiling and tear the damn thing down and have ‘Madame President.’” —Tim Walz

More BIG Lies

“I speak honestly.” —Tim Walz when asked to explain his litany of lies

“Ours is the team that will bring people together, strengthen our economy, and get things done.” —Kamala Harris

“We will build a future where we bring down the cost of living.” —Kamala Harris

Non Compos Mentis

“There needs to be a legal process for [immigration].” —Kamala “Border Czar” Harris

And Last…

“Kamala Harris has officially ended the ‘joy’ phase of her campaign, and has instead entered the ‘Trump is a fascist’ stage.” —Rich Lowry

“Democrat Socialists, National Socialists, and Marxist Socialists are ALL FASCISTS.” —Mark Alexander