Muslims don’t eat pork, Jews don’t touch lobster and devout liberals will not touch Chick-fil-A, or allow anyone else to do so. A high school principal in Ventura County, California, forbid a booster club from selling Chick-fil-A sandwiches at a fundraiser because the brand is offensive. “With their political stance on gay rights and because the students of Ventura High School and their parents would be at the event, I didn’t want them on campus,” said the principal, Val Wyatt. In the past, people have abstained from food because of religious beliefs, but Wyatt’s move shows even food has become political and the Left has taken up a Chick-fil-A-free diet, a real shame, really. Advice for Principal Wyatt: Late one night, don a ball cap and a hoodie. Go through the Chick-fil-A drive through so you do not attract the attention of your liberal peers. Order an original chicken sandwich, waffle fries and some sweet tea. Drive to an unlit parking lot. As you take your first bite slathered in the special, Chick-fil-A sauce, you will feel the transformation into a conservative begin. It’s that good. More…