Frank J. Fleming

Columnist.

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the books "How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome" (out September 4th) and "Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything" (out now), writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post, blogs at IMAO.us, and has been trying to give loans to apes to stave off their takeover.

IMAO (In My Arrogant Opinion) is a humorous blog started by me, Frank J., back on July 9th, 2002. It is a funny website that is mainly about politics because politics is funny. If you do not find this blog funny, then obviously you are reading it wrong because many other people find it funny. There may, in fact, be something wrong with you. You should have a doctor look at you to make sure it’s not fatal.

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5 Rules for Victory in the Culture War

April 4, 2015

But how do we fight the culture war? Luckily, as always, I'm super smart and have some good advice.

What Is the Future of Religion?

Science! It's given us lasers and spaceships and explained the many great mysteries of life, like what is the sun, where does lightning come from, and what's the deal with platypuses? Every day, the men in the lab coats tease out more secrets from this universe, and technology solves more of our problems (remember back in the day, when if you were lost in the woods, you couldn't pull out your phone and quickly look up the filmography of the guy who played Balki in *Perfect Strangers*?).

Obama's 12 Biggest Accomplishments of 2014

Obama had a better year than you might think. After all, he didn't burn the White House down.

Now Is Not the Time to Turn the Country Around

Maybe just slowing down the damage a bit until 2016, when some actual change is possible, is the best we can hope for.

Give Obama a Break About Vacations: Presidenting Is Hard

People are starting to wonder if maybe -- just maybe -- President Obama takes too many vacations. This is his work week lately: Monday: Get home from vacation.Tuesday: Readjust after being gone for so long.Wednesday: Work.Thursday: Pack for next vacation.Friday: Tee time! And if you've ever been by 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, you know that the mailbox out front is constantly stuffed, because no one is ever there to collect the mail.

There Are No Such Things as 'Scientists'

We should get rid of the word and simply replace it with "some guy."

That's No Moon: That's Obamacare!

Elect Democrats, or witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational health care legislation!

Why Republicans Are at Fault for Botched O'Care Rollout

And if you give me a minute, I'll come up with a reason.

Strike Back Against Nature! Build More Bird Choppers!

Where did we get this idea that we need to save the environment? Has the environment ever tried to save us?

Filner and Weiner: Victims of Unreasonable Standards of Behavior

Do you voters ever get tired of your cruel and capricious standards? I know you probably answered, "No! We're the voters! We put the average random number generator to shame with our unpredictability!" Still, I have to call you out on this, because I see Bob Filner and Anthony Weiner acting like puppies who just received beatings and have no idea why. Suddenly, everyone wants them to go away, and they can't figure out the reason.

Toward a Post-Racial Society -- or Maybe Not

Maybe it's time to acknowledge that we're all too stupid to talk on the subject of race.

Obama's Terrifying Vision of a 'Smarter' Government

What happens if government gets so smart, it becomes self-aware -- like Skynet?

Why Does the Gov't Hate Conservatives?

How did we think they'd react when we threatened to tear down all they know over some concept they've never even heard of -- math?

Paranoid Government

What do to about 'federal fringe'

A Short History of Guns and Sexual Inadequacy

Everyone knows that white males own guns to compensate for a lack of manhood.

Why Not Just Put the Entire Federal Budget on Credit?

Let's finally open our arms really wide and embrace our massive debt, swiping the big government credit card to pay all our bills.

Time to Get Government Out of the Marriage Business

Marriage is, at bottom, a religious custom -- a place where government's writ must not run.

What if One Day We Get a Bad President?

The consequences of being saddled with a non-progressive, dumb chief executive are too horrible to imagine.

Just Say Yes to Gridlock

Playing half the government against the other half is the only thing keeping its power in check.

Pretend Gun Control

The mood in America right now seems to be that "something" must be done about guns. Many Democrats are now openly talking about bringing back the assault weapons and high-capacity magazines ban, while they had previously shivered in fear of gun owners and the violence those heavily armed crazies commit against chads.

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