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"Davy Crockett didn't have razor wire, or a massive, heavily-armed citizenry. I like our chances."
Texas is being ordered to open its border completely and let millions of people flood the state and the rest of the country.
"My time has not yet come. I still have complete control of my mental and physical faculties."
"Praise be to Klaus Schwab and the deities who thirst for peasant blood."
Support by defense contractors for Haley's presidential campaign has since quadrupled.
"We can all sleep sound knowing that the crowd chanting for the mass murder of innocents contained absolutely zero Republicans."
The groundbreaking decision was made as part of a bold initiative to promote an unprecedented level of inclusion.
"Come celebrate with us where you belong," President Biden said in his invitation.
Adams has expressly denied vandalizing the iconic bronze plaque, suggesting that Texas is somehow to blame.
Sources say her visit has nothing to do with the recent public release of Jeffrey Epstein court records.
"It's a tragedy to lose such a gifted writer and orator," said one 4th-year student who attended the speech.
What can't Biden do?? We can't wait to see what Joe has up his sleeve in 2024!
Trump responded by vowing to build a wall around Denver.
The court will give Phillips one week to comply or be faced with a mob of Antifa activists throwing bricks outside his shop.
"Trump is a terrifying orange man and if he's elected he will likely grow to over 50 feet and rampage through the country."
"Lysol isn't going to cut it," said head of janitorial services Donovan Miller. "Light it up, boys!"
GOP lawmakers believed it was only a matter of time before Hunter would be caught in their trap.
School officials and journalists hailed the speech as a turning point in the tense situation.
"I've made a huge mistake," said Ohtani through an interpreter.
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