President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed last week, earning a clean bill of health — but with a few surprises along the way. Here are the seven most shocking findings from Trump's exam:
- Blood type came back USA-positive: The world has never seen anything like it.
- Became only person in history to correctly identify all the ink blots in the Rorschach test: Incredible.
- Trump's skin actually has an odd orange hue: No one has noticed this before, but the doctors are looking into it.
- His regenerated ear has developed super-hearing, like Daredevil: We feel a Netflix series incoming.
- Unnecessary appendix has already been removed by DOGE: Those guys are good.
- Even his small intestine is YUGE: The jury is still out whether that's good or bad.
- He is severely allergic to losing: The only prescription: more winning.
Well done, Mr. President!
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.
