According to a new national poll, approval ratings for the Democratic Party are at their lowest point in over 30 years, making some surprising things more popular among voters.

The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of things that, believe it or not, are more popular than Democrats:

1. Kidney stones: Painful, yes, but have you ever watched an 8-hour Hakeem Jeffries speech?

2. Digital pagers from Israel: 9 out of 10 Americans would rather wear one than be associated with Democrats.

3. British food: Who doesn’t love a good pie with a fish head sticking out of it?

4. Diddy parties: The popularity of these has followed a similar trajectory to the Democratic Party.

5. WNBA season tickets: They supposedly have at least some monetary value.

6. Bluesky: There are reportedly dozens and dozens of devoted users.

7. That one scene from Season 3 Episode 4 of The Mandalorian where Baby Yoda jumps around while battling a youngling Mandalorian, and it looks like someone just threw a stuffed animal through the air: Pathetic.

8. Jehovah’s Witnesses on your front porch: They may be annoying, but they’re far less dangerous than Democrats.

9. This one stump in rural Iowa that kind of looks like George W. Bush: The president who was once a laughing stock is now a beloved natural landmark.

10. Jeffrey Dahmer: More people should be as apolitical as cannibalistic serial killers.

11. Republicans: But only by a little bit.

The Democratic Party has its work cut out for it.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.