The Babylon Bee: In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked by Pedophile

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Humor / November 19, 2025

In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked by Pedophile

“I don’t know how Trump comes back from this,” said a White House source on condition of anonymity.

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U.S. — In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.

Sources in the administration fear Trump may never recover politically from not being liked by a sex trafficker.

“I don’t know how Trump comes back from this,” said a White House source on condition of anonymity. “These emails clearly indicate that a notorious pedophile bore ill will towards Trump and wanted to damage him politically. There is just no way around it — this evil criminal really did not care for Trump. This could be the thing that finally takes him down.”

Democrats have gleefully rejoiced over the revelations, posting screenshots of several emails where a pedophile derides Trump. “Wow, look at the terrible things this child abuser said about Trump,” said Senator Mazie Hirono. “Trump’s followers are sure to finally turn on him when they hear that a sex trafficker didn’t like him. Checkmate, Republicans.”

At publishing time, Democrats had been sure to note that the pedophile said nice things about them and was working on their team to take down Trump.

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