U.S. — Americans with cognitive disabilities and other special needs have demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.

Special needs adults have taken offense to the repeated, emphatic description of Tim Walz’s mental capacity being somehow like their own.

“Saying Tim Walz is one of us is insulting and hurtful,” said local man Brett Masterson, who has had a significant intellectual disability since birth. “Comparing my cognitive ability to Tim Walz is one of the most painful slurs I’ve had to endure. The special needs community deserves better than being compared to Walz. This bigotry needs to stop.”

President Trump has issued an official apology for categorizing Tim Walz as a special needs adult. “I deeply, sincerely apologize to the special needs community for comparing you lovely people to Tim Walz,” said Trump. “No one deserves to hear that they’re like Tim Walz. It was very insulting to you, I’m sorry to have said it. Can you believe I’m apologizing? I never do that, because I’m almost never wrong – but I was this time. I love special needs people, they’re some of my favorite people, nothing like that homo Tim Walz.”

At publishing time, the homosexual community had demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee