7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
Washington, D.C. will now be Washington, D.T.: Nobody ever knows what the “D.C.” stands for anyway.
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this is only the beginning.
Here are 7 more things Trump is naming after himself:
RFK Jr. will be Robert Francis Trump-Kennedy Jr.: It just rolls off the tongue. He’s already agreed to it.
The White House is being renamed Castle Gray-Trump: It is the source of ultimate power.
The Big Mac will instead be called the Big Don: The best, most beautiful burger named after the best, most beautiful president.
Washington, D.C. will now be Washington, D.T.: Nobody ever knows what the “D.C.” stands for anyway.
The Epstein List will become known as the Trump List: Takes the negative stigma away and makes the list much, much better.
The Gulf of America will be rechristened the Gulf of Trump: Whose idea was it to name it “Gulf of America” anyway?
Christmas = Trumpmas: It’s time for the holiday to be named after someone who has done wonderful things for all Christians.
It looks like Trump really is making America great again. Or should it be “making Trumpmerica Trump again?”
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.
