Want to Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today
ICE won’t stand a chance if everyone joins together and follows the steps listed below.
Is Trump’s Gestapo getting on your nerves? Looking for ways to show support for undocumented Americans by standing up to federal law enforcement? You’re not alone. Rest assured, there are things you can do to show you’re part of the resistance.
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of simple ways you can do today to resist ICE:
Eat some tacos: They were probably made by illegal immigrants, but even if they weren’t, they’re still delicious.
Perform routine maintenance on your agent-ramming SUV: Running down ICE is best done with proper oil changes and tire pressure checks.
Go sit in a Target: This will definitely accomplish… something.
Wear a sombrero at all times so ICE will chase you and the illegals can run away: Throw in a fake mustache for extra effect.
Spend years building up a tolerance to pepper spray and tear gas: Nothing wrong with playing the long game.
Add a new verse to John Lennon’s “Imagine”: It’s the go-to tactic for standing up to right-wing fascism.
Make sure all photographs of you are edited to make you more attractive: In case anything happens to you, you’ll look much better on the news and get a lot more sympathy.
Crochet a rainbow shawl with “NO ICE” on it: It’s gay and it’s for a good cause.
Storm the Capitol: Because standing up to the government is OK again now.
Post a TikTok video of you screaming at the top of your lungs: Nothing gets your point across like sounding like a total loon.
Wear a button on your designer gown at an exclusive Hollywood awards ceremony: If you’re a famous actress, everyone will listen to you.
Get elected governor so you can stop obeying laws: Simple and effective.
ICE won’t stand a chance if everyone joins together and follows the steps listed above.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.
