March 4, 2026

Obama Confused to See Bombs Falling on Iran Instead of Pallets of Cash

“That’s not what I’m used to,” Obama said.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With military operations ongoing against the Ayatollah’s Islamic regime, former President Barack Obama expressed confusion at seeing bombs falling on Iran instead of pallets stacked with U.S. cash.

The former American leader reportedly told his security staff that it was strange to see news footage of explosive ordnance falling from the sky to destroy Tehran when he was used to seeing astronomical amounts of U.S. currency being parachuted into the America-hating country.

“That’s not what I’m used to,” Obama said. “Did anyone let Trump know that the United States is supposed to be dropping tons and tons of cash on Iran, and not bombs? Someone might want to get word to him that the Ayatollah appreciates U.S. dollars, and not cruise missiles. I knew Trump had no idea how the world really worked, but man, dropping bombs on Iran? That’s not how I used to do things.”

Sources within Obama’s household staff said the former president was confused by the whole situation. “I’m not sure what Trump thinks he’s going to accomplish with this,” he reportedly said. “How does he expect to fund the Iranian nuclear weapons program and global terror network with bombs and missiles? It doesn’t make sense. He’s in danger of wiping out the entire regime by doing this, which is the opposite of what I was trying to do when I was in office. It’s a shame.”

At publishing time, Obama had also expressed confusion about the U.S. providing security to its embassy and consulate locations instead of allowing them to be overrun and destroyed by radical Muslim terrorists.


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