LOS ANGELES, CA — Podcaster Tucker Carlson appeared as a guest on the popular game show Wheel of Fortune this week and lost badly after guessing “Israel” for every single puzzle.

Carlson was expected to be a strong contender to win the game due to his sharp intellect, but he seemed to struggle to come up with any guesses in his mind that were unrelated to Israel or the Jews.

“Mr. Carlson, you can’t guess ‘Israel’ for every answer,” Host Ryan Seacrest told him. “I mean, I guess you can, because you have, but you really shouldn’t. This puzzle is obviously two words long and has 16 letters in it.”

Tucker appeared confused by Seacrest’s instructions before yelling out, “I’d like to solve the puzzle! It’s Israel!” much to the frustration of the audience. “No, wait, I’ve got it! The answer is ‘Israel, Israel, Jew!’ That’s 16 letters. I’m going to donate my winnings to the Iranian government, by the way. They’re going to need some funding, obviously. Because of their enemies. Mainly Israel.”

Seacrest finally asked security to escort Carlson off the premises after the political pundit and ALP spokesperson continued yelling at the other contestants about how much he loved Qatar and how great Islam is.

“You don’t get it! These are wonderful, free countries!” he shouted. “Unlike Israel, which is a dark, repressive, bad, bad country. They shouldn’t even exist, really, when you think about it. And everyone should think about it. I know I have.”

At publishing time, Tucker Carlson’s attempt to appear as a contestant on Jeopardy! failed after he responded with “What are Jews?” to every prompt in his tryout quiz.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.