If you haven't heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:

MMBJOUQTJLAYAWD40ROOMDCF+SVPWIZ¯\_(ツ)_/¯BFJTWLEGOBLT£LADBOSUBDDBLAGF+>:-(

It's quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:

  1. MM: Mer-man attracted
  2. B: Bicyclists
  3. JOU: James O'Keefe Undercover
  4. Q: Quebecois
  5. TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe's
  6. L: Lindsey Graham
  7. AYA: the gay Ayatollah
  8. WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.
  9. ROOM: People who are attracted to Roomba vacuums.
  10. DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans
  11. + = Plus-size
  12. S: Steve
  13. VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?
  14. WIZ: Wizard-sexual
  15. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not sure-sexual
  16. BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau
  17. W: The Welsh
  18. LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters
  19. BLT = Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers' lunch break.
  20. £: European regular, American gay
  21. LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers
  22. BO: Barack Obama
  23. SUB: Subaru owners
  24. DD: Kristi Noem's husband
  25. BLA: Bud Light-attracted
  26. GF: Gay Frogs
  27. >:-( : Angry lesbians

Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.


From our friends at The Babylon Bee.