If you haven't heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:
MMBJOUQTJLAYAWD40ROOMDCF+SVPWIZ¯\_(ツ)_/¯BFJTWLEGOBLT£LADBOSUBDDBLAGF+>:-(
It's quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:
- MM: Mer-man attracted
- B: Bicyclists
- JOU: James O'Keefe Undercover
- Q: Quebecois
- TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe's
- L: Lindsey Graham
- AYA: the gay Ayatollah
- WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.
- ROOM: People who are attracted to Roomba vacuums.
- DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans
- + = Plus-size
- S: Steve
- VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?
- WIZ: Wizard-sexual
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not sure-sexual
- BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau
- W: The Welsh
- LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters
- BLT = Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers' lunch break.
- £: European regular, American gay
- LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers
- BO: Barack Obama
- SUB: Subaru owners
- DD: Kristi Noem's husband
- BLA: Bud Light-attracted
- GF: Gay Frogs
- >:-( : Angry lesbians
Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.




