Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
“I don’t even know what that means. Tucker Carlson? I’ve never even heard those two words together. What even is that?”
U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing of this Tucker Carlson fellow.
“I don’t even know who that is!” Carlson said after being asked about some responses in the interview. “Like, I don’t even know what that means. Tucker Carlson? I’ve never even heard those two words together. What even is that?”
According to Carlson, he never would have said the things this “Tucker Carlson” guy said, and wished people would stop asking about him. “I’ve said this many times, but I’ll say it again just to be clear, if this ‘Tucker Carlson’ — whoever he is, I don’t even really know him, haven’t heard of him until now — believes Trump is a level-3 wizard who casts spells, then I will just say definitively I do not agree with that. Trump is not a wizard. Period,” Carlson said. “He’s more of a warlock, really. A servant of, let’s just say it, evil. Or the Jews.”
Critics attacked Carlson for his claims, insisting that he is the very Tucker Carlson that they’re talking about, a claim Carlson continued to refute.
“I’m just going to go ahead and confirm it, because it’s obviously true, but he looks nothing like me,” he said with a laugh. “Look at that dumbfounded face. I would never look like that. Ever. Can you imagine a person actually looking like that? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
He added, “And by the way, I don’t think I’m obsessed with Tucker Carlson. I would love to never talk about Tucker Carlson again. I hate Tucker Carlson passionately. Even though I don’t know him, and I’m not even sure he exists.”
At publishing time, Tucker Carlson had produced a podcast episode examining whether this “Tucker Carlson” person, who people claim is real, could potentially be the Antichrist.
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.
