The White House proclaimed April to be Personal Finance Responsibility Month. The Obama administration put together a website intended to teach children how to manage budgets responsibly. It looks like another case of those who cannot do, teach.

The White House backed banks who give home loans to people with bad credit. They threatened banks who refuse. The American Dream is now a thirty-year mortgage and a two-month payment plan, backed by the full faith and paratroopers of the U.S. government.

Michelle Obama slipped during an interview with CBS and referred to herself as a single working mother. That’s how she feels. She was married when the interview began, and then she heard what her husband said about the Attorney General of California.

President Obama called California’s Attorney General Kamala Harris the best-looking attorney general in America. It’s bad. Joe Biden may be in charge of the war with North Korea becuse Human Resources just ordered President Obama to sensitivity training class.

President Obama apologized for calling attention to the California attorney general’s beauty. One feminist called it grounds for impeachment. The president sabotaged his own agenda with embarrassing remarks and under the Constitution, that’s the vice president’s job.

Lady Margaret Thatcher was eulogized Monday as a great woman and as a champion for liberty. Her era was so different from today’s. President Obama expressed his sorrow for the passing of the Iron Lady and sent his condolences to her husband, Iron Man.

Senator Chuck Schumer said senators will propose a bipartisan immigration plan. It’ll include a two-thousand-mile-long fence on the Mexico border. The trick is to get America’s best construction workers to build it while staying on the south side of the fence.

Democrats called for reduced violence on TV shows in an effort to lower gun crimes. As a general rule, Democrats object more to violence on TV while Republicans object more to sex. It explains why there are more Democrats than there are Republicans.

Beyonce and Jay-Z were seen strolling through Havana this week, prompting a lot of Americans to urge an end to the U.S. travel ban to the island. Cuba has sugar, rum, and the world’s finest cigars. New Yorkers are swimmimg there to get away from Mayor Bloomberg.

North Korea’s dictator Kim Jung Un was reported set to conduct another missile test Friday. There’s just no end to his demands. Last night, Kim Jung Un demanded to have a telephone conversation with President Obama and then he demanded telephone service.

The New England Journal of Medicine published a study saying that staring at busty women is good for a man’s health. It lowers blood presure and increases circulation. It’s good for your health unless you’re in a state where your wife has a concealed carry permit.

The New York Post reported that disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner may run for New York mayor. His attitude is one of defiance. It’s in response to Mayor Bloomberg’s new ordinance that you can’t text anything longer than three inches.

The U.S. Postal Service backed down from its threat to end Saturday postal delivery if they don’t get more money. The Postal Service lost sixteen billion dollars last year. This is why you should have your tax refund direct-deposited and not delivered by U.S. mail.

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