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The White House said that Russian hackers made it into the White House’s computers last year through State Department computers. They gained access to Obama’s top-secret daily schedule. The Russians not only knew what golf course he was at, they knew what hole he was on.
University of Oklahoma president David Boren disciplined twenty more SAE fraternity members for being on a party bus singing a house jingle with three N-words in it. The school president then attended OU’s first home baseball game of the season. He was there to throw out the First Amendment.
Obama played host to high school science students from across America at the annual White House National Science Fair. The president surveyed some projects that are silly and would never work. And after he left his foreign policy meeting, it was on to the kids’ work.
UCLA law professors said the SAE’s at OU have the same free speech right to sing the N-word in their fraternity songs as rap artists have to sing the N-word in their rap songs. It’s so exhausting. Today Rodney King would look into the TV camera and ask Americans why can’t we all just sing along.
Harrison Ford was reported in good shape in an L.A. hospital after he successfully crash-landed is private plane at the Penmar Golf Club in L.A. It made worldwide news. Fifteen minutes after the plane crash, Obama called the pro shop to make sure the golf course would pull through.
California gun rights activists are lobbying legislators in Sacramento to change the state’s law which bans Californians from openly carrying handguns. The ban has a few exceptions. The law allows exemptions for hunting and shooting events, such as changing lanes on the Hollywood Freeway.
The USDA approved a genetically modified apple that won’t turn brown when you slice it open. No one can believe the Obama administration approved something that’ll never turn brown but remain white.The White House was so busy defending Islam last week they took their eye off the ball.
The Jackie Robinson Little League team in South Chicago was stripped of its U.S. championship title. It was found they played ringers from outside their district and cheated to win. When the kids graduate high school, they’ll begin college with six credits toward a degree in Chicago Studies.
NBC News anchor Brian Williams admitted he wasn’t in a U.S. Army helicopter in Iraq that was shot down by enemy fire twelve years ago as he’s claimed. It wasn’t true at all. NBC is considering improving the credibility of the NBC Nightly News by replacing Brian Williams with Lance Armstrong.
American Sniper starring Bradley Cooper as U.S. Army sniper Chris Kyle was ripped by Michael Moore again who questioned the bravery in killing terrorists with sniper fire. The filmmaker is nothing if not consistent. Michael Moore saw the Hobbit and declared afterwards that all archers are cowards.
The Super Bowl is predicted to draw over one hundred million viewers to NBC. The influence of the game is enormous on America. The Seattle Seahawks most successful play in last year’s Super Bowl was the end-around, and Obama’s been running it on Congress ever since.
The N.Y. Mercantile Exchange saw oil prices fall to forty-five dollars a barrel. Fifteen states across the country now have gas prices that have dipped underneath two dollars a gallon. This means that it’s now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquid dinosaur bones than a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
The White House admitted Obama should’ve attended the anti-terrorism rally in Paris. The press secretary said the president wasn’t told of the rally. From now on whenever world events are breaking to which Obama must respond, the ESPN anchor will tug on his right ear.
Obama enjoyed a round of golf in Hawaii on Christmas day with the prime minister of Malaysia. They rented carts, played a round and had lunch and drinks afterwards. The prime minister wanted to pick up the check, but Obama would not hear of it and charged it to our grandchildren.
Obama took off for Hawaii on a two-week vacation where he will relax with his pals, play golf, watch a lot of football and basketball on TV and catch up on movies. Doesn’t he ever like to change things around? The idea of a vacation is to get away from your day-to-day routine.
CNN’s Anderson Cooper compared the CIA’s enhanced interrogation of al-Qaeda terror suspects to tactics used by the Nazis. He forgets how people and standards change over the years. Rectal hydration may have been a form of torture a dozen years ago but today it’s covered under Obamacare.
Obama decided to name Pentagon career official Ashton Carter as Defense Secretary. He is a theoretical physicist. The president wants to know how he can theoretically put a hundred thousand troops back in Iraq without letting their boots touch the ground.
Obama pardoned two turkeys presented to him by the National Turkey Federation at the annual ceremony at the White House. Their names are Mac and Cheese. After they received their presidential pardon, the turkeys each received a driver’s license and registered Democrat.
Ferguson looters played to the TV cameras and microphones held by reporters Monday as they tore up the town. The TV reporters refused to ridicule the rioters for their crazy and over-the top behavior. The general rule in journalism is, never make fun of an idiot, he may have friends in Congress.
