Short Cuts
In their own words — the quotes of the day, newest first.

Wednesday Short Cuts
"I believe [the FBI] never should have opened a counterintelligence investigation into a political party." —Rep. Devin Nunes

Tuesday Short Cuts
"These [Gaza] demonstrations would be better described as suicide-riots." —Weekly Standard

Monday Short Cuts
Alpha Jackass: "[Trump] really is an incredibly skillful and talented communicator. He really is, which Hitler was, too." —Tom Steyer

Friday Short Cuts
"I honestly believe this president is doing something that is nothing short of a miracle." —James Inhofe

Thursday Short Cuts
Non Compos Mentis: Conservatives "are so much more willing to lie, cheat, steal, deceive, break the law," says Cecile Richards.

Wednesday Short Cuts
"Far from isolating the United States, President Trump is proving that the United States is the indispensable nation." —Andrew McCarthy

Tuesday Short Cuts
"What adult deems 16-year-olds capable of making a wise voting decision? The answer is an adult with the wisdom of a 16-year-old." —Dennis Prager

Monday Short Cuts
Non Compos Mentis: "I know people like to say that CNN has picked sides. We picked the side of truth." —Don Lemon

Friday Short Cuts
The BIG Lie: "On this panel, no one — as far as I could tell — has ever said anything negative about Trump voters." —Joy Behar

Thursday Short Cuts
Hillary Clinton is now blaming her "capitalist" sensibilities for her 2016 loss.

Wednesday Short Cuts
Non Compos Mentis: "[Hillary] Clinton is someone deeply enmeshed in the Rule of Law." —James Comey

Tuesday Short Cuts
"If there was any doubt the Mueller probe was run by biased politicos, the leak of Trump questions to the media confirms it." —Liz Wheeler

Monday Short Cuts
Braying Jenny: "I'd say to Michelle Wolf, 'Hallelujah, girl. You should be the one getting the Nobel Peace Prize.'" —Ana Navarro

Friday Short Cuts
"Kayne West has triggered the entire snowflake empire. The amount of hair on fire this week will contribute enormously to global warming." —Gary Bauer

Thursday Short Cuts
Belly laugh of the week: "I think [James Comey is] clearly a pillar of integrity." —Al Gore

Wednesday Short Cuts
The lady doth protest too much: "Assault weapons should not be walking the streets of a civilized country." —Sen. Kamala Harris

Tuesday Short Cuts
Straight talk: "If we're still in the minority [after the midterms], all of us have got to go." —Rep. James Clyburn

Monday Short Cuts
"Has the Broward County Sheriff considered hiring Waffle House patrons?" —Sean Davis

Friday Short Cuts
"Rather than engaging in the pursuit of justice, Comey was engaging in the age-old Washington pursuit of self-preservation." —David Harsanyi

Thursday Short Cuts
"Progressivism ... is hubris and conceit mixed with a tyrannical impulse." —John Daniel Davidson