Short Cuts
In their own words — the quotes of the day, newest first.

Thursday Short Cuts
"Mueller's report [may] not result in any statement about the president other than that the investigation is closed." —Andrew McCarthy

Wednesday Short Cuts
"We will not produce anybody like Donald Trump from a crowded primary field." —Democrat Sen. Sherrod Brown

Tuesday Short Cuts
"Just because the Democrats do not go on random Twitter tirades does not mean they are better characters." —Erick Erickson

Monday Short Cuts
The BIG Lie: "[Socialism] is a society coming together to increase the standard of living of our seniors." —Sen. Jeff Merkley

Friday Short Cuts
"By the end of the Green New Deal resolution (and accompanying fact sheet) I was laughing so hard I nearly cried." —Kimberley Strassel

Thursday Short Cuts
Alpha Jackass: "Buy stock in coat hangers! Here we go, 60 years, back to the back alleys!" —Bette Midler

Wednesday Short Cuts
"I guess I'm supposed to well up with tears of pride because a bunch of women were elected to Congress. Sorry, no." —Matt Walsh

Tuesday Short Cuts
Non Compos Mentis: "Now Brewed With Wind Power." —Budweiser's claim in a Super Bowl ad

Monday Short Cuts
"CNN — the network that promotes the hashtag #FactsFirst — mislabeled embattled Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam as a Republican on Friday." —Fox News

Friday Short Cuts
Tone-deaf: "I was really surprised by the line of questioning that I got." —Virginia Del. Kathy Tran

Thursday Short Cuts
"Democrats are becoming the Party of late term abortion, high taxes, Open Borders and Crime!" —Donald Trump

Wednesday Short Cuts
"Democrats want to have it both ways: They want to push radical leftist policy, but they don't want the blowback such policies entail." —Ben Shapiro

Tuesday Short Cuts
"We are literally as a world on a collision course with time." —former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz

Monday Short Cuts
Race bait: "The wall itself … is a 4th century strategy for a 20th century challenge that has become a racist symbol." —Jeff Merkley

Friday Short Cuts
"Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward." —Patricia Sampson

Thursday Short Cuts
D'oh! "There are two coequal branches of government, the president of the United States and the Congress." —Elizabeth Warren

Wednesday Short Cuts
A warning: "The Left hasn't gone to the trouble of painting Christian schools as dangerous hate factories for no reason." —Matt Walsh

Tuesday Short Cuts
Race bait: "Killing some white people isn't genocide; it's killing some white people." —University of Georgia teaching assistant Irami Osei-Frimpong

Monday Short Cuts
"A LOT of journalists need to quickly apologize for their roles in spreading false information in recent days." —Mollie Hemingway

Friday Short Cuts
Dezinformatsiya: "What more does the House need in order to debate [Trump's] fitness for office?" —MSNBC's Katy Tur