The Gipper: “For you see, my fellow Republicans, we are the change!” —Ronald Reagan

Demo-gogues: “We have a moral responsibility to protect God’s creation for generations to come. That is why today, we named members to the Select Committee on the Climate Crisis.” —House Speaker Nancy Pelosi laughably invoking “God” to justify her socialist “climate change” agenda

Former UN ambassador Nikki Haley responded: “Does God’s creation not include protecting babies as well Madame Speaker? A committee on that issue would be welcome.”

Well in that case… “As long as America continues its wickedness, the Iranian nation will not abandon ‘Death to America.’ … It means death to American rulers.” —Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

Non Compos Mentis I: “We are standing on native land, and Latino people are descendants of native people. And we cannot be … criminalized simply for our identity or our status.” —Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Non Compos Mentis II: “Virginia needs someone that can heal. There’s no better person to do that than a doctor. Virginia also needs someone who is strong, who has empathy, who has courage and who has a moral compass. And that’s why I’m not going anywhere.” —Gov. Ralph Northam

The BIG Lie: “[Socialism] is a society coming together to increase the standard of living of our seniors. And that is pretty much the definition and the president’s attacking it.” —Sen. Jeff Merkley

Braying Jenny: “By the time we get to 2020, Donald Trump may not even be president. In fact, he may not even be a free person.” —Elizabeth Warren

That’s sexist! “Women are the smartest of the sexes and they always have been. We would be a whole lot better off if women were running things — more things in this country — and I mean that.” —CNN’s Don Lemon

And last… “It’s amazing how many people seem to think jokes about Elizabeth Warren pretending to be Native American are more offensive than Elizabeth Warren pretending to be Native American.” —Allie Beth Stuckey