Andrew Klavan
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Satire: Harvard Ends 24-Hour Search for Replacement President
Harvard has announced that Claudine Gay will not resign because, even though she's a plagiarizing anti-Semite, she's black, so that's okay.
Stunning: The Atlantic Bravely Claims Trump Will Be a Dictator
In a stunningly brave act of stunningly brave stunning bravery, the entire journalistic staff of The Atlantic has declared that Donald Trump, if reelected, will become a dictator.
Braindead Children Think Osama bin Laden Was Right
The memory of the horrific tragedy of 9/11 has apparently faded so much from our collective psyche that children on TikTok now believe Osama bin Laden's psychopathic manifesto actually made some good points.
Satire: Disney Can't Figure Out Why 'The Marvels' Is a Box Office Bomb
Executives at Disney are deeply puzzled over why yet another of their big budget franchise films has flopped.
Satire: Brain-Eating Zombie Apocalypse Overtakes Government and Media
The Biden administration has issued a statement saying, "Our hearts go out to the zombie community today as they are under attack right now and really suffering."
Addiction Is Not a Disease, and Fame Doesn't Fix Anything
Matthew Perry, the beloved "Friends" actor, has tragically passed away after a lifelong battle with addiction.
How to Be a Good Man in a Time of Evil
It is more important than ever to remember what makes a man good, and aspire to those ideals.
Satire: Klavan Solves the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
In difficult times like these, it's important for supporters of Israel and the Jews to try to reach out and find common ground ... with Satan.
God's Guide to a Happy and Healthy Marriage
Voddie Baucham Jr. discusses the true purpose and intention of Christian marriage within a secular society that fundamentally misinterprets its significance.
Satire: Seriously Guys, the President Is Fine!
The White House Press Office has opened a new Department of the President Is Fine, according to a report from the New York Times's new Bureau of the President Is Fine in a front-page story.
A Miserable Matriarchy
Feminists have demolished the patriarchy but are more miserable than ever. How could a world full of weakened men lead to such sorrow and emptiness when women are more free than ever?
The Modern Man and His Time of the Month
Ask Google if men can menstruate and the answers it churns outs will both entertain and depress you.
The Battle Between the Dead Man and the Felon Is Heating Up!
It's time to take a look at the overall state of the upcoming election while weeping quietly into soggy pages torn in a fit of anguish from the Book of Revelation.
How Can America Bounce Back From the Biden Malaise?
Kimberley Strassel notes the parallels between Jimmy Carter's depressing presidency and Joe Biden's dismal performance today.
In Brief: Oh, the Humor of David Weiss
Satire — or is it? Merrick Garland appoints federal prosecutor David Weiss to oversee David Weiss.
The DOJ's 'Totally Legit' Plan to Investigate the Bidens
The Department of Justice has appointed federal prosecutor David Weiss as special counsel so he can oversee the botched Hunter Biden investigation run by federal prosecutor David Weiss.
Former Homicide Detective on the Reality of Crime in Chicago
Jim Sherlock discusses what led him to become a Chicago police officer and eventually a homicide detective, as well as the state of crime in the city and what has led to its explosion.
Satire: Three Cheers for Bidenomics
It's time to give three cheers for Bidenomics ... and suppurating fungal infections of the testicles, and possibly bunions.
How the Radical Left Conquered Our Entire Culture
Christopher Rufo discusses how the Left waged a generational fight to overtake nearly every American institution, and what conservatives need to do to reclaim what has been lost.
DOJ Swears Trump Will Pay for Biden's Crimes
In the wake of damning testimony linking president and venal houseplant Joe Biden to a multimillion-dollar influence-peddling scheme, the Justice Department indicted Donald Trump again.