Babylon Bee
183 pieces tagged “Babylon Bee”, newest first.
Satire: 9 Exciting Careers For a Gender Studies Major
If you recently graduated with a valuable gender studies degree, check out one of these fast-paced, exciting careers!
Humor: Fired Twitter Employee Applies for First Real Job
Mandy Zanderton was laid off by Elon Musk because he is an evil billionaire. Now, she's applying for actual work. It didn't go well.
Humor: If Women Had the Same Rights as Guns
Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it's become a reality: Women have all the same rights as your AR-15!
Humor: Sponsor a Liberal for Just $8 a Month
What lib would you be willing to sponsor? Every little bit helps.
Humor: Californians Move to Texas — The Gun Range
Steve and Timpani's marriage is put to the test as the ex-Californians come up against their biggest Texan challenge yet: a gun range!
Satire: Democrat Midterm Ad: Vote for the Status Quo
Happy with the way things are going? Vote for everyone the Biden administration tells you to. He's Joe Biden, and he approves the, you know, the thing!
Humor: Californians Move to Texas
California transplants Steve and Timpani are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke, and they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church!
Humor: Twitter Employees Go Berserk Over Elon Musk
Outraged by the purchase of Twitter, employees formed an Elon Musk-free autonomous zone Tuesday. Long live Twitter CHAZ — err, SPAZ!
Humor: Californians Adjust to New Life in Texas
This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!
Parody: I Wish We All Could Leave California
The California Dream ain't what it used to be.
Satire: FBI Reveals Items Found in Trump's Safe
FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference in which they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump's safe. This raid was definitely justified.
Humor: Microaggression Victims Unit
In the social justice system, words are considered violence.
TikTok Espionage and Babylon Bee Ban
The Chinese are serious about accessing American data. No political satire allowed.
Satire: Frightening but 100% True Facts About Guns
Humanity was peaceful ... until guns showed up. Learn how sinister and evil these weapons of mass destruction truly are.
Satire: U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation
This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth — err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board — detained him for questioning.
Bill Maher Trashes Twitter Censors
The Babylon Bee has been suspended from Twitter, and, more recently, a video making fun of Twitter employees was flagged for sensitive content.
Humor: A Babylon Bee Update From Twitter Jail
TBB is still in Twitter jail. For now, anyway. Is there hope for a jailbreak?
Satire: Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Musk Takeover
Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.
Humor: Addicted to Masks? Maskers Anonymous Can Help.
Mike is a maskaholic, but today he takes the first step on his road to recovery.
Humor: Twitter Employees Decide Who to Ban
In this internal meeting at Twitter, two new employees learn the ropes of who gets banned and who gets to stay on.