Babylon Bee
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Humor: Is the FBI Listening to Your Phone Calls?
Two FBI agents monitor America's phone calls to catch the most dangerous terrorists threatening our country.
Humor: Is a News Anchor Lying to You? Know the Signs!
News anchors lie all the time. It's like breathing to them. Here's how you can tell if you're being bamboozled.
Humor: Nine Reasons Why Being a Man Is Awesome
Being a man is absolutely lit. Here are the nine best things about being a manly male man.
Humor: This Is How ChatGPT Really Works
Take an exclusive look inside ChatGPT headquarters and see how the controversial AI program responds to all those questions.
Satire: Girl Too Young for Tattoo Offered Irreversible Gender Surgery
Fourteen-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor.
Satire: Ten Surprising Ways Liberals Are Helping the Poor
Do liberals help the poor? Of course they do. They're the most caring people of all time. Here are 10 liberal-approved ways to help the poverted among us.
Humor: Coaches Struggle With Using Pronouns
This substitute coach has never coached little league baseball before. He has nothing to worry about ... as long as he gets the children's increasingly complicated pronouns right.
Humor: Chinese Military to Just Shout Wrong Pronouns at American Soldiers
In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective!
Satire: Nine Upsides to Socialism
Socialism isn't ALL bad. Here are nine upsides you might not have considered.
Humor: Billions of Lives Saved by Man Wearing Mask While Alone in Car
Meet Carlos Renaldo Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero, or a superhero? You decide.
Humor: Satan Distances Self From Grammys
Satan loves when people worship him, but he wants a little more creativity and a little less cringe. And Sam Smith's performance at the Grammys? Total cringe.
Satire: How to Get Your Book Into a Public School Library
Did you write a great educational book? Do you want to make sure it gets added to your local public school library? Well, we hope you like rainbows.
Humor: M&M's Introduces First Trans Character
As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle.
Humor: Surprising Discoveries Found in Biden's Garage
The media seem to be ignoring the more shocking discoveries from Joe Biden's garage. We're here to break it all down and provide you with the inside scoop.
Humor: Black Conservative Attends First Republican Meetup
She's hoping to meet some like-minded conservatives. They humorously try their best to relate to her.
Humor: Calvinist Santa Puts Everyone on Naughty List
These children are excited to meet Santa at the mall. Unfortunately, he's a Calvinist. But don't blame him — he just can't help it.
Parody Song: 'Biden Did You Know?'
This song chronicles all the wonderful things the Biden administration has done for us this holiday season. And we wonder: Did he know?
Humor: Meet Kamala Harris's Six-Year-Old Speechwriter
Have you ever wondered how Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the veep's six-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good.
Humor: Californians Move to Texas: The Finale
After tasting freedom in Texas, will Steve and Timpani now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California?