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Nation Votes to Remove Massachusetts
“Honestly, we had it coming,” Massachusetts resident Katie Smith admitted.
Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries to Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, but Her Mouth Is Covered by Hijab
“Huh. Wonder what she’s saying under there,” said local man Hamza Malik.
The Babylon Bee Guide to Boomer Slang
Here is a brief but helpful introductory guide to boomer phrases and what they mean.
Tim Walz to Head Up Vikings Cheerleader Squad
“I know this is Minnesota and I’m supposed to be progressive, but this is too much,” said Vikings fan Tom Chris.
Trump Names Harrison Ford as 2nd-Greatest President in History
“He was tremendous, almost as tremendous as I am,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office.
Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames a Few More Things ‘America’
“The cost of groceries will fall like you won’t believe.”
Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women as Terrorist Organization
“They’re nasty, dangerous people, these women,” Trump said.
Canada Vows to Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff
“Trump has 48 hours to respond or face the devastating moose consequences,” said Prime Minister Mark Carney.
New Press Secretary to Just Be Picture of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
“We love what Scott’s face brings to the table,” said President Trump, making the announcement.
America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry and Meghan Are Leaving
Citizens wept openly in the streets, wondering how America would be able to carry on without the charming couple.
DeSantis Explains to Newsom Secret to Counting Ballots in One Night Is Not Committing Fraud
“You’d be shocked at how easy it actually is without all the fraud,” DeSantis reportedly said.
Trump Claims Strait of Hormuz for U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course
Sources reported that Trump had tentatively named the resort “Mar-a-Hormuz.”
Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee to Determine What Is a Horse
“Is a horse a man? Is a horse a badger? These are just some of the questions we will be deliberating.”
Karoline Leavitt Prepared for Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions of Stupid Questions
Family experts predict the transition will be seamless.
WNBA Brings in Revered Supreme Court Justice to Help Determine What a Woman Is
“Can I provide a definition? No, no I cannot. At least not in this context. I am not a biologist.”
Florida Credits Record-Low Crime Rate to Having Chased Away All the Democrats
“Every Democrat who moves out of the state brings us closer to a better, brighter Florida.”
Inspired by AOC, James Talarico Also Elects to Have His Eggs Frozen
“This is a personal decision that every egg-producing person must make for themselves.”
Top 10 Reasons to Move to California
Thousands of hospices to choose from: All within a one-mile radius. Incredible.
Bigotry Rears Ugly Head as WNBA Refuses to Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League
“When will the hate and exclusion end?”
Senate Joins Rest of Nation in Holding Fauci in Contempt
The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee is only now arriving at what many American citizens said they’ve felt for a long time.