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WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham the League Will Fold if Only Women Are Allowed to Play
"We'd be gone tomorrow," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert.
Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware of Any 'Kill Whitey' Tattoo on Her Forehead
Hartig also pushed back against accusations that the Smithsonian promotes any "woke" ideology.
'We Would Never Rig an Election,' Announces President Xi After Again Winning 100% of Vote
"My support for free and fair elections is so strong that everyone votes for me every single time."
Trump Secures Elections by Putting Voting Booths in Olive Garden
"If Olive Garden can require photo ID for their Never-Ending Pasta Pass, they already have a workflow in place that can make our elections great again."
Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China
"Why would I use China to rig an election when I can support election interference made right here in America?"
Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred to the Navy
"There are three possible results for your testosterone labs: high, normal, or welcome to the Navy," said Hegseth.
10 Rejected Titles for Biden's New Memoir
Judging from the list, there were a lot of great titles to choose from.
A Time for Choosing: When Should It Be Morning in America?
Newly passed House legislation would allow year-round daylight saving time. Will the Senate follow suit and stop the lunacy of the biannual time change?
Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard of a 'Candace Owens'
"If Candace Owens is a face cream, tell me more. Maybe they would sponsor my show."
Newsom: 'We Finna Teach Da Homies to Talk Black English Yo'
"Because we want every child to learn to communicate with our black brothers and sisters, ya dig?"
Sunny Hostin Flees in Terror After Seeing Pillsbury American Flag Cookie Dough
"Help! I'm in danger! The flag, it tried to hurt me. There were stars, and stripes, and a fat white boy."
10 Best Candidates to Replace Graham Platner
This is one impressive list. How can the Democrats choose just one?
8 Simple, Foolproof Ways to Test an Athlete's Gender
The hard work begins to identify the trans athletes and ensure that women's sports are protected from men forever.
Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort of Sign That Platner Was a Bad Person
"It's always the ones you least suspect, you know?"
7 Tips for Europeans to Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning
Build a wooden ship and sail to America: Discover the strange, air-conditioned New World for the glory of Spain.
In Most Exciting Moment in History of WNBA, Woman Points at Other Woman
"Notice the extension of the index finger here," one analyst explained. "This is elite pointing. You simply don't see fundamentals like this every day."
Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born at Olive Garden Is an Italian Citizen
"This ruling upholds many years of settled law," Chief Justice John Roberts said.
Woman Rules It's Okay to Be Late
Justice Barrett cited legal expert and country music artist Shania Twain in her ruling.
Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country on Earth
"These dear Haitians will be forced to leave this oppressive, awful society filled with racism and inequality."
Kenny Chesney Joins Growing Club of Stars Who Refuse to Use Their Platforms for Politics
"I've never [seen] it to be my place to use my stage or platform ... to tell people how to think or how to vote."