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Humor: Iran Announces New Supreme Leader
The Iranian government has now announced a successor to the successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, the new new Supreme Leader.
Satire: How to Avoid Getting Shot by ICE
In such trying times, it's important to heed these tips to minimize your chances of being shot by this modern-day Gestapo.
Humor: Tired of Individualism? Experience the Warmth of Collectivism!
We're all weary of the stress and anxiety that comes from being in charge of our own lives. Why not allow yourself to be embraced by the warm, caring arms of collectivism?
Humor: Join the New, More Inclusive Starfleet Academy Today
Do you want to explore strange new worlds? Are you overweight and totally unqualified? Then Starfleet is looking for cadets like you!
Humor: Visit Minnesota: It's Somalia, but Closer
Want to experience beautiful views, interesting people, and the most prestigious learning centers in the world? Look no further than Minnesota. It's friendly here.
Humor: Top Jobs AI Literally Cannot Replace
Wondering about the future of AI and its impact on your career? The Babylon Bee is here to help with this list of jobs safe from AI automation.
Humor: Best Times to Bother Your Husband
Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband something completely irrelevant involving people he doesn't really know, or things that don't pertain to him. The important thing is knowing when is the right time to do it.
Humor: Heartwarming — These African Children Raised Money to Feed Ariana Grande
A group of starving, emaciated African children raised money to help someone even more in need of nutrition than they: Ariana Grande.
Humor: Congress Prepares to Continue Doing Nothing After Shutdown Ends
Congress is making preparations to switch over from doing nothing because of the shutdown to their usual job of doing nothing simply because they're Congress.
Humor: Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle
What happens when a liberal wine aunt, a MAGA uncle, and the whole politically divided family sit down for a "peaceful" dinner? Spoiler: Chaos.
Humor: Man Disguises Self as Illegal to Get Free Healthcare
This man had a genius idea: slap on a mustache and sombrero to get free healthcare — and maybe more!
Satire: Satan Teaches Everything on Masterclass
Learn to love yourself, live your truth, and follow your heart. It's all here in this Masterclass: politics, religion, parenting, and more, from the Master: Satan.
Humor: Liberal Goes Back in Time to See How Great Soviet Russia Was
Brynnleigh continues her quest to bring her progressive views to every era. Today, she's visiting Joseph Stalin to witness the communist utopia in person.
Humor: Introducing Tylenol: Autism Strength
This commercial from The Tylenol Company, founded by Bob Tylenol in 1798, unveils the exciting new Tylenol: Autism Strength. Now with more autism!
World Deemed Unworthy of Charlie Kirk
Kirk was on record as stating that, despite building a massive following and influencing global events, "It's all about Jesus."
Humor: Canceled Mascots Support Group
The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn't even know he was missing: friendship.
Satire: Authentic Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942
Sydney Sweeney is in hot water for her recent jeans ad, with many calling her a Nazi. And this video proves it — an exclusive authentic Hitler jeans ad from 1942. Hitler has great jeans.
Humor: Trump Is Forcing These Teams to Change Their Names
Trump is demanding that the Washington Commanders revert back to the Redskins, but the Commanders aren't the only sports team in Trump's crosshairs.
Humor: Liberal Goes Back in Time to Kill Hitler
Brynnleigh's latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity. Will she succeed in her mission, or will she discover unexpected alliances?
Humor: FBI Closes Several High-Profile Cases, Including Epstein
The official findings and conclusions of these cases are presented in the following press briefing, available for public record.