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Humor: Democrats Brainstorm Genius Ways to Appeal to Men
Desperate to win back male voters, Democrat strategists propose bold new ideas. Will they work, or backfire spectacularly?
Humor: LA Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night
The Dodgers are proud to announce a unique, limited-edition bobblehead that commemorates the true fans of Dodgers baseball: MS-13 gang members.
Humor: In Powerful Dissent, Ketanji Brown Jackson Writes 'Wakanda Forever'
Following the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling in favor of President Trump, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson penned a scathing rebuke in a dissenting opinion where she bravely wrote the catchphrase from the 2018 major motion picture "Black Panther."
Humor: Check Out These Exciting New Nuclear Engineering Jobs in Iran!
Do you have experience in nuclear engineering? Iran has a bunch of new openings, for some reason! Apply today!
Humor: What if the Constitution Were Written Today?
Find out all this and more in this security footage we obtained from an alternate timeline.
Humor: California Unveils Massive New Escape Room Called 'California'
The new escape room will encompass the entirety of the state, and anyone living inside of the escape room's borders will have to pay crippling taxes and remain subject to wild regulations and public acts of degeneracy. Fun!
Humor: If Congressmen Were Actually Honest
What if politicians actually told the truth? A concerned citizen visits her congressman, hoping for answers — and gets far more honesty than she expected.
Humor: Protesters Wave Flags of Countries ICE Should Send Them Back To
A wave of protesters helped out ICE officials in Los Angeles by waving the flag of their country of origin, letting immigration officers know exactly where they should be sent to.
Satire: WW2 Vet Horrified by Lack of Trans Representation on D-Day
Corporal Wade Miller landed on the beaches of Normandy during the early morning hours of June 6, 1944. But now, he's calling the military out for only sending cisgendered males to the fight.
Humor: British Police Show Off Terrifying Confiscated Weapons
These British police officers are keeping the streets safe. Here are all the dangerous weapons they've confiscated.
Humor: 10 Signs of Biden's Decline We All Missed
Reports are just coming out now that Biden was old, sick, and demented. But there were warning signs. How did we all miss them?
Humor: Liberal Goes Back in Time to Fix the Second Amendment
Brynnleigh is on a mission to stop America from becoming ... well, America.
Humor: Actual Nazi Struggling to Stand Out Now That Everyone's a Nazi
Meet Chuck. Chuck is an actual, card-carrying Nazi. But now that everyone is a Nazi, he struggles to stand out in the world. Sad!
Humor: Freshman Brainwashed After Just Two Weeks of College
This freshman had a bright future ahead of her, but then her parents spent $250,000 to send her to a public university. Will she survive?
Humor: Musk Disguises IRS Building as Tesla Dealership
Democrats immediately burned it to the ground.
Satire: I'm an Immigrant and a Murderer. Trump Just Deported Me.
Juan Domingo Sanchez Miguel de Carmen La Cruz Junior came to this country with a dream to commit much crime. He was just cruelly deported. This is his story.
Humor: Federal Judge Overturns Every Trump Accomplishment
Federal Judge Kiefer Jones has issued a flurry of new orders against the Trump administration, overturning everything Trump has accomplished.
Humor: Is 'Snow White' the Best Movie of 2025?
The Babylon Bee talks about "Snow White" and all the controversy swirling around perhaps the best movie of the year.
Humor: The Atlantic Journalist Reveals Shocking Trump Messages
A journalist from The Atlantic spills it all after being mistakenly added to a private Signal group message among top Trump officials.
Humor: Founding Fathers Debate Dangers of Free Speech
Witness this historic event unfold just as if you were in the room where it happened.