Babylon Bee
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Satire: Man in Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint
It's a serious medical emergency: you're minding your own business when you hear an opinion you slightly disagree with. Will the doctors be able to save this man's life?
Satire: Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks to TikTok
Despite his 6,000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can't keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad.
Satire: Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023
It's an election year, and America will have to make a choice between two old geezers again. The Babylon Bee is here to help anyone who needs convincing.
Satire: Planned Parenthood Marketing Team Rebrands Baby Murder
Margaret Sanger acolytes try a bold new strategy.
'The Babylon Bee Is More Trusted Than CNN'
Tucker Carlson is joined by Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon to discuss ridiculous "fact-checks," censorship, and comedy.
Humor: Biden's Long-Lost Western!
President Biden keeps referencing an old John Wayne movie with the quote, "You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier." The trailer for the movie has finally been found.
Satire: Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals in Palestinian Conflict
What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It's complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas spokesperson.
Humor: Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library
A mother takes her homeschooled children to the public library, only to find it's changed a lot since she was a kid.
Humor: How Crowdfunding Works
On "Woke Shark Tank," the Babylon Bee's team shows how they approve campaigns.
Humor: Exclusive Clip From Disney's Woke 'Snow White' Reboot
In Disney's upcoming reboot of 1937's "Snow White," will the prince kiss the sleeping princess? Or will he obtain her consent first? Find out in this exclusive clip from the new movie!
Humor: Frightening but 100% True Facts About Guns
Humanity was peaceful — until guns showed up. Learn how sinister and evil these weapons of mass destruction truly are.
Humor: Mattel Introduces Pregnant Ken Doll
You've heard of Pregnant Barbie, Midge. Now Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken!
Humor: College Figures Out How to Discriminate After Affirmative Action Ban
Now that the Supreme Court decided a person's race can no longer play a factor in choosing school applicants, how will these fine college admissions officers be able to tell who is good and who is bad?
Humor: Alien Confused Over All the Human Genders
General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth, but he's having trouble understanding humans, as he's never encountered a species with so many genders.
Humor: 10 Ways to Destroy Trump
Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself. If we don't destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no!
Humor: Target Dog Attempts to Get Girl to Change Her Gender
This little girl was just looking at clothes and Barbies — but Bullseye the Target Dog had other plans for her. Will she make it out alive — and a girl?
The Babylon Bee Talks With Elon Musk
A wide-ranging interview discussing free speech, his purchase of Twitter to free The Bee, and — most importantly — what video games he's playing right now.
Humor: California Couple Searches for Their Dream Home
"Tent Hunters" is the hot new show where host Mavis Mangdorian helps people in California find a tent to live in.
Humor: Apple Explains Why You Should Get Your Kid an iPhone
In this new press conference from Apple, the tech giant explains all the great reasons for getting your little ones a device with access to all the worst people in the world.
Humor: Canadian Doctor Prescribes Euthanasia for Sore Knee
Canada's healthcare system has been pushing assisted death programs on its patients. Here's a look inside a routine doctor's appointment in the Great White North.