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Satire: 7 More Ways to Defend Your Home Without Evil Guns

Guns are gonna be banned soon. It is inevitable. But with those scary boom sticks off the streets, you'll need a way to defend your stuff.

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Humor: New 'Kamalexa' Amazon Echo

It can listen to your questions about the economy, the cloud, and traffic — and then ramble incoherently and never get around to answering. Available now!

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Satire: The Babylon Bee Officially Endorses Kamala Harris

Why Harris is the right choice, according to Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon.

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Harris Complains She Was Not Informed the Interview Would Include Questions

"Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn't either!" Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. "Where's my shot glass??"

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Democrats Wondering if It's Too Late to Go Back to Joe Biden

"I mean comparatively, Biden was like Winston Churchill compared to this word salad of vindictive psychopathy."

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'Oops, We Meant to Say UP,' Explains FBI After Months of Saying Crime Is Down

Congressional Democrats appeared flustered, even ill, as Wray spoke while many Republicans rolled their eyes in annoyance.

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Kamala Harris Announces All-New Original Book: 'The Art Of The Deal'

"I am happy to publish my new book of entirely new and original material," Harris said in a press release that accompanied the announcement of the book.

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Not Parody: Babylon Bee v. California

Gavin Newsom has outlawed parody political ads on social media, but the satirists at The Babylon Bee are fighting for free speech.

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Humor: Six-Year-Old Man Smashes T-Ball Records

This grown man identifies as a six-year-old, and he's broken literally every record in the Cedar Valley Little League 6U T-ball division.

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Humor: Official Gavin Newsom Election Ad

The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real, AI-free Gavin Newsom election ad.

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Humor: Boeing: Our Number One Priority Is Diversity

In this promotional video from Boeing, Bob Boeing (the founder of Boeing) explains how the number one priority for the airline manufacturer is diversity.

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Humor: Meet the Pride Police

Are you committing Pride Month sins? Then watch out, because the Pride Police are lurking somewhere nearby to arrest you, bigot!

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New Dad Training Dojo

In this intense, underground training dojo, new dads are taught the ways of the dad: dad jokes, dad fashion, and more!

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Humor: Coming Soon: 'The Real Housewives of Congress'

You've seen "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Now enjoy even more backstabbing, vicious, sassy drama from the bleach blonde bad-built butch bodies of Washington, DC!

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Satire: Satan Asks Democrats to Tone Down All the Evil

In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.

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Satire: Woke Jesus

Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.

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Humor: HGTV Presents: 'House Squatters'

Will squatters Kayla and Crackhead Steve find their dream home? Find out on this episode of "House Squatters"!

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Tulsi Gabbard Left the Woke War Party

The former representative gets grilled by The Babylon Bee on whether atheists can say "Aloha," being sent to war, politics, and why she had to leave the Democrat Party.

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Inside Biden's Head: The Inside-Out Parody

What goes on inside Joe Biden's head, exactly? Take a deep dive into the master inner workings of our president's brain.

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Humor: Introducing the Biden Bible Translation

Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures, translated into Biden's native tongue. Here are the top verses.