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"We can't deport these people. They're just like us!" said one prominent celebrity pedophile.
"It's always rioting and fraud season, but the Governor-coming-out-of-the-den tradition is good family fun," said handler Marsha Billingsworth.
They're coming for you next. If you break the law.
Putting the New England Patriots back in the Super Bowl: There's only one way this can happen.
ICE won't stand a chance if everyone joins together and follows the steps listed below.
If you've noticed any of the following things happening where you live, it's time to head for greener (redder?) pastures.
"I'm open to any solution but that one."
These disturbing atrocities must wake up the public to the terrible danger of ICE. Resist, fellow Americans.
"It's going to be a big, beautiful loony bin," said Trump of the new project.
"I'm calling on our president to step in and do the right thing by no longer executing the law."
Analysts say this could be the covert operation of the century.
A random hospital ICU waiting room: People there are already uncomfortable, which is the goal of protest. It's an easy win.
"It's much more of a natural fit," Governor Tim Walz said in a statement to reporters.
"It's a deal that makes too much sense not to happen," Rubio said in a brief statement to reporters.
Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson were seemingly astonished.
"This desire for freedom and liberty could really destroy everything the Democratic Party has worked so hard for."
"Protesting is hard. You have to make clever signs and chant and stuff."
"Take that, you brain-wormed freak!"
One of those wacky inflatable tube men at a car dealership: He's already doing the motions. Might as well get paid.
"I wish he were a little bit more to the left, but I'll take him," James Carville said on the air.
