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"That's not what I'm used to," Obama said.
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Women will go shopping: It doesn't really have anything to do with Iran, but it's going to happen.
Questioning by various committee members would encompass whether Hillary Clinton could keep her mouth shut.
Our country stands more divided than ever in the wake of Trump's belligerent antagonism.
"It just caught me off guard," said Sen. Tim Scott. "I haven't heard a State of the Union with intelligible language in many moons."
"I am not just trying to score points here," he insisted. "We're alike in so many ways."
"We took you over and all we lost were a few teeth," announced President Trump. "This is so embarrassing for you."
"It's so easy, I can't believe no one thought of it before me."
"Oh yeah, the warmth often feels like that at first," explained Mayor Mamdani.
"What's going to be next? Stealing the recipe for Tex-Mex chicken enchiladas?"
"The nation's eyes are upon all those who could have been president, if they hadn't been total losers," said a federal spokesperson.
"Honestly, we had no real jurisdiction up there, since it's not part of the United States," Tom Homan said.
"This legislation is vital to the survival of our party," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
It'll be electrifying to hear Dave Ramsey lecture everyone in attendance about how much they spent on their Super Bowl tickets.
They just barely beat out Iran to win the gold.
Following the halftime performance, ICE operations appear to now have almost complete support of the entire country.
"Drugs? I got 'em!" Biden stated proudly. "And remember, the first one's free!"
"Math isn't my strong suit, but I'm calculating that there were 6,999,953 more votes than there are Senators," said Republican Senator Ted Cruz.
Not paying your property taxes: You shouldn't be forced to pay property taxes if that property was stolen.
