Satire
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Another Democrat Attempts to Purchase a Black Man
"It's time for us to stop pretending to be in favor of freedom, tolerance, and open-mindedness."

Man Ruled Too Senile to Stand Trial Still Fine to Run Country
In spite of the report detailing Biden's late-stage dementia, Robert Hur confirmed Biden is just fine to continue running the country.

Supreme Court Rules It's Illegal for National Guard to Guard Nation
Texas is being ordered to open its border completely and let millions of people flood the state and the rest of the country.

Secret Service Assures Public None of the Protesters Outside White House Were Wearing MAGA Hats
"We can all sleep sound knowing that the crowd chanting for the mass murder of innocents contained absolutely zero Republicans."

Biden Invites Naked Bass Pro Shop Guy to Next White House Pride Event
"Come celebrate with us where you belong," President Biden said in his invitation.

Mayor Adams Seen Quietly Scratching Inscription Off Statue of Liberty's Plaque
Adams has expressly denied vandalizing the iconic bronze plaque, suggesting that Texas is somehow to blame.

The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023
What can't Biden do?? We can't wait to see what Joe has up his sleeve in 2024!

Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail
Trump responded by vowing to build a wall around Denver.

Colorado Supreme Court Demands Jack Phillips Bake Cake to Celebrate Trump Ruling
The court will give Phillips one week to comply or be faced with a mob of Antifa activists throwing bricks outside his shop.

Colorado Saves Democracy by Not Allowing People to Vote for Preferred Candidate
"Trump is a terrifying orange man and if he's elected he will likely grow to over 50 feet and rampage through the country."

Hamas Awarded Nobel Peace Prize for Releasing a Few of the Children They Kidnapped
"We live in dark times, but the brave mujahideen of Hamas have restored our faith in humanity."