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Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory by Firing AK-47s Into the Air
"Inshallah," fellow Islamic extremist Rashida Tlaib said. "The new caliphate begins in Michigan!"
Uh-Oh: Mamdani's New NYC Map Includes 'Little Auschwitz' in Brooklyn
"Well, that can't be good," said Brooklyn resident Martin Arrington. "I thought those guard towers being built around here seemed awfully strange."
Maine Updates State Flag With Swastika
"The change was long overdue," said local man Wagner Foscue. "Good-bye moose, hello swastika."
Check Out These 10 Verses From the New James Talarico Bible Translation
Be sure to pick up your copy of the JTB and start twisting Scripture today.
Democrats Criticize Trump for Holding MMA Match on the Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
"I just can't believe the president would be so irresponsible," Nancy Pelosi said.
London Mayor Confused by Protesters Not Chanting 'Death to Jews'
"I don't understand what's happening here," said Mayor Khan, watching the protesters march. "Why are they carrying English and British flags?
Media Still Stumped as to Motive of Gunman With Manifesto Titled 'Why I'm Going to Kill Donald J. Trump'
"Who was he after that night, and for what reason? We may never know."
After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause on Calling Trump 'Hitler'
"The shooter didn't actually get that close, so should be no more than five minutes," said Senator Chuck Schumer.
'Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,' Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls of Vatican City Fortress
"You must lovingly accept anyone into your country, even if they want very much to kill you."
Media: No Motive Yet in Attack on Jewish Synagogue by Radical Muslim
"It is, by all accounts, just a completely random tragedy," said one reporter.
10 Famous Terrorist Attacks as Described by CNN
Aspiring journalists, take note! CNN's reporting on terrorist attacks is second to none.
CNN Reports on Japanese Teenagers Who Came to Hawaii for What Could've Been Beautiful Day at Beach
"These Japanese men had the misfortune of coming close to where the bigoted Americans were staying."
Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers for Making Muslims Throw Bombs at Them
"We will not tolerate the Islamophobia that compels Muslims to construct homemade explosives and toss them into crowds," said Mamdani.
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next
Women will go shopping: It doesn't really have anything to do with Iran, but it's going to happen.
Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too if They Just Ignore Everything in the Bible
"It's so easy, I can't believe no one thought of it before me."
Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon for Something as Simple as Breaking the Law, Imagine What They Can Do to You
They're coming for you next. If you break the law.
ICE's 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
These disturbing atrocities must wake up the public to the terrible danger of ICE. Resist, fellow Americans.
Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused by Muslims Killing People All the Time
"I guess that makes people a little nervous."
Democrats Warn That Ban on Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada
Representative Ilhan Omar called Trump's objection to being murdered disgraceful.
To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah
"If Jews were not celebrating Hanukkah, this tragedy could have been prevented," said Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.