After the horrific slaughter of Jewish people in Israel by Hamas, Iranian-backed terror groups throughout the Middle East began launching attacks on American troops in Iraq, Syria, and Jordan. Over 165 attacks were made against our troops by drones or rockets, with an “unknown” number of troops being injured, some seriously, but they finally killed three American soldiers.

We knew it would happen. Our strategy seems to be, For every 10 times you hit us, we’re going to fire a missile into your storage shed. The mullahs in Tehran must lay awake at night in fear of their lives. Oh wait — this isn’t that unpredictable Donald Trump guy in charge anymore. Our adult leader is in the room: the expert in foreign relations, the man who will bring our allies together again.

This is not the volatile Trump who unleashed our military to wipe out ISIS, the guy who sent the leader of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, Qasem Soleimani, to his final reward. Soleimani was responsible for the deaths of many of our troops in Iraq. No more cowboy stuff is going to happen now that Joe Biden is in charge.

Sure, experts told us that Joe was wrong on every major policy issue for 50 years now. But don’t worry — he’s on the job … when he can be. I mean, being president is tiring! Joe needs those vacations (40% of his time in office) and early caps to his schedule and nothing too early in the day. Other than that, during those other 20 or so hours a week, he’s tirelessly working to make our country safe again.

Our three warriors will be arriving at Dover Air Force Base. After some reluctance, Joe has indicated he will be there when they arrive home. I mean, there’s only three. Recall how boring it was for him when the 13 warriors killed in Afghanistan arrived home after Joe bugged out in the middle of the night.

It was painful watching Joe slowly salute as each body came off the aircraft, smoothly bringing his salute down so he could look at his watch seeing what time it was. He told families he understood their loss because he had lost his son Beau in Iraq, which they knew was a lie.

Joe has told Iran and its proxies, “Don’t do it,” in his creepy, whispering voice. Iran’s not listening. Why should it? Joe gave the mullahs $6 billion for five hostages. He hasn’t enforced oil sanctions, allowing tens of billions of dollars to go toward funding terrorism. Meanwhile, Joe keeps trying to finalize a nuclear deal with the top funder of terrorism in the world. What could possibly go wrong with giving Iran “The Bomb”?

There is someone watching — actually, a lot of someones. Russia moved into Ukraine after seeing Joe’s retreat from Afghanistan. China is calculating the best time to invade Taiwan. The deranged leader of North Korea keeps launching missiles that have the ability to hit our bases in the Pacific and maybe even America. Hundreds of thousands of military-age men are pouring across our southern border every year from countries that hate us, including over 26,000 military-age Chinese men. How many on the terror watch list did we not catch? When will we do something?

But sleep well tonight, America; Joe is on the job! God help us!

Something to pray about!
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