The functionality of the ObamaCare health exchange website is off to a debilitating start, and the Obama-friendly USA Today editorial board had a scathing response Tuesday. “Alas,” they write, “the administration managed to turn the experience for most of those visitors into a nightmare. Websites crashed, refused to load, or offered bizarre and incomprehensible choices. Even though the system was shut down for repairs over the weekend, Monday’s early reports continued to suggest an epic screw-up.” Obama’s chief technology adviser, Todd Park, blames the volume of traffic, but the administration is REFUSING to say how many people have actually signed up. Even USA Today contended, “That’s like saying that except for the torrential rain, it’s a really nice day.”