In the community where I live, there’s a commercial that drives me crazy. Actually, it’s many commercials with the same grating voice. The commercial is run by a mortgage lender. He comes on and the radio personality asks him about the people the lender has helped refinance their homes. After telling the host how many people he helped save money, he says to the radio personality, “Why wouldn’t they call me?”

So, here’s my pitch for Joe Biden and his band of merry men and why you should vote for him.

Biden says he will revoke all of the Republican tax cuts. You know, the tax cuts that put more money in people’s pockets and had the economy roaring. He’s going to have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) in charge of the “Green New Deal” and, yes, it will cost us more for utilities and probably no cars, no beef, no planes (for us commoners).

Biden wants Beto (“Hell yes I’m going to take your guns away”) O'Rourke in charge of the “gun problem.” Biden will stop work on the border wall and stop deportations on day one. Then he will create a path for citizenship for the perhaps 22 million illegal immigrants so they can come out of the shadows. What’s another 22 million registered Democrat voters? Yes, they’re going to need free healthcare too.

Those manufacturing jobs that Barack Obama said would never come back, but that have been coming home to the U.S. under Donald Trump, will go back to China. Biden says China is no competition for us. Chuck Schumer, who some months back threatened the Supreme Court justices if they didn’t vote the way he thought they should, wants to pack the Supreme Court with more leftist justices. Sounds scary, but I’m sure they will pick justices who support the First and Second Amendments to the Constitution, right? No more lopsided votes in the Supreme Court. They will be solidly leftist votes.

Funding for Planned Parenthood will need to go up, that’s for sure. The “peaceful protesters” will have Biden’s support to continue toppling the statues of our racist past. Sure, there will be some collateral damage, like Jefferson, Grant, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and other abolitionists (wait, weren’t they the good guys?). After all, Marxists tell us you’ve got to break a few eggs if you want to have a Marxist omelet.

Black Lives Matter and antifa won’t have to worry about Biden sending in federal agents to protect federal property. The Summer of Love will break out next year after the inauguration and it will be even better than the “love fest” in Seattle!

There’s more, oh so much more, that a Joe Biden presidency will provide for us. Just in case you think the media will quiet down, think again. The “woke” crowd won’t rest until every racist Trump voter has been punished for their thought crimes. Then it will be the Age of Aquarius! Just like after the riots and protests of the ‘60s and 70s during the Vietnam War. How’s that working out for us?

Only a leftist could read this and not see sarcasm throughout the entire post. We are facing the most critical election of our lifetime.

Something to think about?