Upright I: “There’s no excuse for so called conservatives telling the GOP not to vote in the Georgia election. See yourself right out.” —Caleb Hull

Upright II: “Enough of this foolishness. It is imperative that every freedom-loving Georgian vote in January. It is imperative that we stop the Socialists from taking over Congress.” —Todd Starnes

Upright III: “We need to be on message on this. We need to get out and vote. Alright? I don’t want to hear any childish, ‘I’m going to take my ball and go home because I’m upset.’” —Rep. Dan Crenshaw

For the record: “The American Dream is being destroyed by Democrat lockdowns and closures in cities across the country. Democrats don’t care about income inequality, they are the largest contributors to it right now. Small businesses and the middle class are getting crushed.” —Lisa Boothe

Nailed it: “Fact: Those making decisions for the entire country have collected every single one of their paychecks on time.” —Kimberly Klacik

Non compos mentis: “Somebody said to me at the beginning of the pandemic, it’s almost as though Mother Nature has sent us to our rooms for bad behavior to really take a moment and think about what we’ve done.” —Prince Harry, the new owner of a $14 million mansion

Non sequitur: “[Wearing a mask] is a patriotic thing to do. … I hear all this about, ‘Well, it’s a great sacrifice of my freedom.’ Well, tell that to all the people who went to World War I and gave their lives and World War II and the Korean War. I mean, c'mon.” —Joe Biden

And last… “How ironic that the kindred spirits of today’s progressives are not Socrates, Galileo and Harper Lee, but the Athenian mob, Joseph McCarthy and the Taliban.” —Victor Davis Hanson