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The burqa-clad visitor left the White House without speaking to reporters.
"Having a U.S. president who seems to be so preoccupied with doing what's best for the U.S. is a dangerous precedent to set."
"If we gon' make the South mighty again, I need more of those Latinos to work the fields."
Not all products are affected equally.
"I cannot imagine a world without government waste and I don't want to."
Trump remains committed to the tariffs no matter how belligerent the fortune cookie messages may become.
"The Galactic Trade Federation might send an army of battle droids to Earth."
"Taxes are fascism!" said several paid Democrat protestors outside the White House.
"Anyone who sees or hears Senator Booker today will know that meth is not something to play with."
The Greenlanders were reportedly impressed by the offer.
"These torched cars show how serious we are about tolerance."
"They seem to really be able to do anything they want."
We feel much safer with these weapons off the streets.
"Just a few more torched Teslas and everyone will love us again," said AOC.
"This'll show Musk who's boss! Burn it to the ground!"
"Congratulations to the Recorder Rascals of Rushville, you earned it."
"Fidel Castro fathered a son out of wedlock named Justin."
"Trump is not allowed to move his head during the next assassination attempt."
