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When Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn't refuse.
"Dividing the country into different groups based on skin color has been the hallmark of the Democratic Party since its inception."
"They're a natural fit for us," explained Olympic Committee director Max Durgen.
"What a great idea by Representative Tlaib!"
"Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?" the Supreme Leader of Iran said.
"Anything happen while I was out? Nothing? Geez, you guys sure are quiet."
Take a look and see how Biden really thinks about his inner circle.
Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!
Director Christopher Wray briefly pondered how the agency had failed to stop so many violent criminals.
"Whose job was it to report about this?!" demanded CNN correspondent Jim Acosta.
Have you taken the time to learn what Project 2025 actually contains?
"A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to make Joe Biden's level of dementia a permanent mystery."
"People don't realize that he's actually fairly lucid for about three to four hours each day."
"Which one is queer? Is that little white stripe for Palestine or for pansexuality?"
Each candidate will have an opportunity to hit three drives before moving on the Angry Birds game.
The debate moderators appeared to struggle with Biden's fantastic and efficient new language at first.
The Department of Justice offered Edward Snowden a special plea deal with a free Boeing flight as well.
"There is absolutely no call for any sort of religion to be represented or displayed in a public school classroom — ever!"
The cast had not been heard from for over five days after they met up with Hamas leaders.
"I'm surprised you all got fooled so easily," chuckled White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.
